3 definitions by T-Rex Underwear
the thiccest boy in local town. You probably won't be able to see his face because his chest and shoulders block that view. Looks pretty much like your average Lego. No one knows why, but he thinks it is OK for men to wear ugg slippers in public.
by T-Rex Underwear May 23, 2019
A curly piece of cheese. Like when you peel some of your cheese stick, and it limply falls into a loose curl, that's Abby. She is comparable to the soggy, wet band-aid that just caressed your ankle in the local pool...after all, she is a swimmer.
"Mom, my cheese stick looks weird."
"Oh, that's not a cheese stick, that's Abby Kearns."
"Ew, what just touched my ankle?"
"Oh, it's just Abby Kearns."
"Oh, that's not a cheese stick, that's Abby Kearns."
"Ew, what just touched my ankle?"
"Oh, it's just Abby Kearns."
by T-Rex Underwear May 17, 2019
by T-Rex Underwear May 17, 2019