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A Wonka candy something like SweeTarts Rope. According to Wonka.com it's "The 'delickoricious' chewy candy that Feeds Your Imagination."
I bought a package of Kazoozles and ate a Kazoozle while thinking about rainbows and butterflies.
Kazoozle by Peppermints September 15, 2010
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the act of giving or receiving a blowjob from an Asian girl, also considered a ninja blowjob.
Dude, last night that chick kazoozled the shit outta me.
kazoozle by titsmcgee1234 June 2, 2010
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the act of getting completely shitfaced and enjoying it. used mostly as a code name for teens so that their parents won't know what the hell they are talking about.
Jenna: We getting kazoozled tonight???
Ashley: Not after last weekend! I woke up in a dark alley and my panties were gone!

Person 1: Man, I'm bored...
Person 2: Kazoozles?

Person 1: *shakes head* We are such alcoholics.
kazoozle by tapperamma September 4, 2009
The act of using and executing proper strategies in a competitive shooter game
Dude your so lame, I can't believe you kazoozled instead of flimflaming
Kazoozle by TheYTVirus June 20, 2022

Kazoozles 

Generally shitty/low quality marijuana. Usually comes in the form of a smuggled brick from Mexico.
I'm turnt off them kazoozles!
Kazoozles by shanethatlilshit February 27, 2015

kaboozled 

drunk or dizzy, or dazed.
"i got so kaboozled last night i fell over"
kaboozled by William Steele May 10, 2005

Kahoozlement 

look a kahoozlement of geese
Kahoozlement by dopefresh777 August 16, 2015
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