Kazoozle

A Wonka candy something like SweeTarts Rope. According to Wonka.com it's "The 'delickoricious' chewy candy that Feeds Your Imagination."

I bought a package of Kazoozles and ate a Kazoozle while thinking about rainbows and butterflies.

by Peppermints September 15, 2010

Kazoozles

Generally shitty/low quality marijuana. Usually comes in the form of a smuggled brick from Mexico.

I'm turnt off them kazoozles!

by shanethatlilshit February 27, 2015

kazoozle

the act of giving or receiving a blowjob from an Asian girl, also considered a ninja blowjob.

Dude, last night that chick kazoozled the shit outta me.

by titsmcgee1234 June 2, 2010

kazoozle

the act of getting completely shitfaced and enjoying it. used mostly as a code name for teens so that their parents won't know what the hell they are talking about.

Jenna: We getting kazoozled tonight???
Ashley: Not after last weekend! I woke up in a dark alley and my panties were gone!

Person 1: Man, I'm bored...
Person 2: Kazoozles?

Person 1: *shakes head* We are such alcoholics.

by tapperamma September 4, 2009

Kazoozle

The act of using and executing proper strategies in a competitive shooter game

Dude your so lame, I can't believe you kazoozled instead of flimflaming

by TheYTVirus June 20, 2022