Kazimira

A Kazimira is an epic person who is like an angel sent down from heaven, but also simultaneously like the first sip of a chilled kombucha. Like a basement during a heat wave, she is super cool.
However, watch out because Kazimiras are like feral bears when offended. So be nice to her or bear the consequences.
Kazimira has muscles glistening with oil, looking like a god when she’s in her armor. The masses are in awe of her.

Person 1: oh golly gee, could that be a Kazimira I see?
Person 2: me oh my she’s all oiled up
Person 1: is that where all my olive oil went?????

Kazimira by TamarackTwig January 1, 2026

Big Daddy Kazimir 

a dick of less than 3" and a pencil-like girth

damn shanana, he be stickin his big daddy kazimir all up in me and i aint be feelin that ish

Big Daddy Kazimir by Jeff de Zutter February 21, 2005

Kazimir 

Bringer of Chaos/Destroyer of Peace is the literal definition and what he is. A sociopath who while acts like he cares dose not.

"I declare world war 3," "You can't do that your only one person" "Good point," Stands next to other person "WE here by declare world war 3, I will let the new king tell you why" As Kazimir steps back and points to his friend for the Camera Crew.

Kazimir by Jakeupjake August 18, 2010

Kazimiera 

Kazimiera goes by kaz or miera or other nick names, She is an amazing girl with a great personality.
She loves food just as much as the next person. Actually no, she loves food way more than the next person. She's a great friend and when you earn her trust, she'll have your back through thick and thin. There is nothing that she won't do to protect the people she's close to, so don't get on her bad side. She also has a dark side, and a really dark side at that, it's to the point where you're scared to ask how she knows the stuff she does sometimes, but if anything it just confirms the fact that you should not hurt her or the people she loves.

"Dude, that girl is sorta freaky, should we be concerned for our safety?"
"Nah, that's just Kazimiera. I find it best not to question her insanity.

Kazimiera by YoSoyUnaPapaFrita May 29, 2020

Kazimieras 

Zuikinės king, who rules the world with Šmitas. Aldona was in the group but she quit and turned on them. now Kazimieras and Šmitas are ruling Zuikinė by themselfes, but it didin't stop them from having partys and drinking a shitload of cento beer. They get all the girls the want.

Today im gonna drink with Kazimieras and Šmitas

Kazimieras by Kazio ir Šmito fanas 69 November 21, 2018

Kazimir 

A general name given to someone who plays online (multiplayer) games unsuccessfully. This person never seems to be able to understand the main goals within a game, due to their foolishness. For example this person will shoot people on a skydiving game, skydive on Minecraft and build piles of care packages on call of duty.

Example 1:
Player 1: "Hey, come look at the house I built"
Player 2: "We're playing COD you Kazimirt"

Example 2:
Player 1: "Hey anyone wanna go skydiving"
Player 2: "This is Minecraft, you'll die of fall damage"
Player 3: "Just let him, he's a Kazimirt"

Kazimir by slawitb0y April 18, 2013

kazmiras 

Kaz is short for Kazmiras he is the most handsome and kindest boy in the world and he tries to make petiole happy when they need it. Even though he can be very annoying everyone still loves him

I love you kazmiras ❤️

kazmiras by Catherine Annette July 15, 2018