Kaysak 

Russian word meaning "marijuana", commonly used among the Buhars of 108 street

David - "I need a dub"

Michael - "I have the finest kaysak out there"

Kaysak by Edaaaa April 11, 2009

Kayaking 

The act of dipping the unbitten end of a piece of food you have taken a bite of to avoid double dipping. Derived from the similarity of the act to using a kayak paddle, where the two opposite ends of the paddle are dipped consecutively into the water.

If you take one bite of a fry then dip the unbitten end in ketchup after, you are kayaking. This technique can also be applied to quesadillas, chicken tenders, onion rings, etc.

Not everyone accepts kayaking. Some people will unfairly equate it to double dipping, so use this technique at your own risk.

Jim: “Hey man, no double dipping!”
John: “Nah, it’s cool. I’m just kayaking.”

Kayaking by WhatThaFish January 29, 2020

Flatwater Kayak 

A suicidal sport based on racing tippy boats down flat water including, but not limited to, lakes and gorges. Most sprint athletes train through the winter without all that much clothing, layering what they do wear oddly in haste or desperation for warmth. Sprint kayakers are often considered to be rowers' slow cousin and whitewaters' wimpy sister, but in reality alot of pain and guts goes into the sport.

Most clubs share training grounds with rowers and have develloped an intense rivalry with them. Sprint kayakers have to remain fit not just for overall speed but also to fit in the thin boats. New kayakers frequently capsize, and to avoid this they might stear clear of using seats, which brings them lower to the water's surface and improves balance. Many boats use tall spikes to hold seats in place, and as many clubs are fairly poor many boats lack footboards (a board that kayakers use with steering and legdrive) so athletes occasionally have to deal with extreme discomfort. The sport is embaressing if you're caught in public in winter gear, or if you capsize during a regatta on a popular lake. This sport is not to be confused with recreational kayaking; recreational kayaks do well on rough waters while sprint boats are brutal in the wind.

1)
Brad: "Hey, Keith, check out that freaky chick with the layered spandex!"
Keith: "Haha, I hear she kayaks or something, who does that in the winter, she must be crazy!"
2)
Leslie: "Hey, kayaker! Having trouble keeping up with us shells?" (shells referring to rowing boats)
Andrea: "Hey, rower! Having trouble identifying that whale you're heading straight towards?"
3)
Oscar: "Yo, sprint is whitewater's gimped sis, man!"
Tory: "Oh yeah, I forgot that it's wimpy to risk hypothermia 6 months of the year while pulling 200 pounds with my arms and abs."
4)
Gregory: "God, it's sooooo cold out, and I have to walk home from the bus!"
Calvin: "Yeah, I have to go kayak until 7:00."
Gregory: "Serious, man? Are you crazy?"
Calvin: "Nah, just a wee bit suicidal."

FLATWATER KAYAK OWNS

Flatwater Kayak by lolCKClol November 20, 2009

kasak 

Kasak is the most intelligent and amazing girl you'll ever meet. She is genuinely kind and pure-hearted. At first, she may be a little quiet but once you get to know her, she's sassy, sarcastic and hilarious! Kasak is a person who has natural beauty and is absolutely stunning. She is a person who is trustworthy and an amazing friend. You should always have your Kasak around! She is a person who cares for her friends . She will always love the ones close to her who stuck around. Sure she can be annoying at times but thats what makes her a Kasak. She is a sweet, kind, caring and funny person and will not let anyone hurt her close ones.

I think you're the Kasak in our group.

kasak by YourFuture008 April 22, 2021

kayaking buddy 

A gay sex partner met discreetly via the internet.

"I'm just finishing up with my kayaking buddy, I met him through America Online"

kayaking buddy by joedanger July 1, 2015

Kayako 

Obsessive ex-collage student in Tokyo. Her husband thought she was having an affair with her old professor and killed her, her son and their cat before killing himself. Her grudge lives on in thier house, killing all who enter.

I went into this house and now I see this odd Japanese woman everywhere I go...And she is trying to kill me right now...please help...

Kayako by Izumi-san April 4, 2005

Kaysa 

perfect and beautiful

Look at the sky, it's so Kaysa.

Wow! You're hair is so Kaysa.

Kaysa by ki-mommy August 2, 2008