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Flat as Kansas
Flat as Kansas by Sharon Jane MartinWeaverBr0wn May 18, 2023
kalsarikännit
kalsarikännit by kick-X July 18, 2015
Kasane Teto
Kasane Teto by peeepe November 8, 2020
Kansas Tornado
When you masturbate into the hose of someone's anti-snoring sleep device. The cum then flies around in the hose in a circular fashion gaining pressure until it hits the sleeping person's face. The resulting shock combined with the wind and sound makes the person wake up and think that they are in a tornado.
My friend John was passed out with his sleep device on so I unhooked the house and jerked off in it. He woke up when the jizz hit his face and screamed, "Wow, Ocean City Hurricane last night, and now a Kansas Tornado!"
Kansas Tornado by Ed Rooney Jr September 6, 2016
Kasandra
shes beautiful,sexy,has the softest skin.Can melt your heart when she smiles.Don't lose her,keep her.Shes very special,she has the cutest smile.She gives you butterflies.Don't flirt with another girl if u like her or you will lose her.She can be a badass,a bitch,but she can be very kind.She always puts people first.Shes very emotional she might smile alot but shes hurt inside.Don't break her.She has beautiful long hair.All the guys fall inlove with her.If u pay attention you will see other guys flirting with her or trying to look at her or be next to her,so take her before shes someones.Shes the most beautiful girl you will see.She has the greatest style.She can be a bitch if you hurt her or if you are mean to her tho.Don't get on her bad side.If you had to choose between her and someone else pick her.She doesn't think shes beautiful,so many people say to her but she doesn't believe it.She also doesn't know why guys love her.
Kasandra by Btsloverforever September 29, 2018
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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