When you masturbate into the hose of someone's anti-snoring sleep device. The cum then flies around in the hose in a circular fashion gaining pressure until it hits the sleeping person's face. The resulting shock combined with the wind and sound makes the person wake up and think that they are in a tornado.

My friend John was passed out with his sleep device on so I unhooked the house and jerked off in it. He woke up when the jizz hit his face and screamed, "Wow, Ocean City Hurricane last night, and now a Kansas Tornado!"

Kansas Tornado by Ed Rooney Jr September 6, 2016

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Kasandra

shes beautiful,sexy,has the softest skin.Can melt your heart when she smiles.Don't lose her,keep her.Shes very special,she has the cutest smile.She gives you butterflies.Don't flirt with another girl if u like her or you will lose her.She can be a badass,a bitch,but she can be very kind.She always puts people first.Shes very emotional she might smile alot but shes hurt inside.Don't break her.She has beautiful long hair.All the guys fall inlove with her.If u pay attention you will see other guys flirting with her or trying to look at her or be next to her,so take her before shes someones.Shes the most beautiful girl you will see.She has the greatest style.She can be a bitch if you hurt her or if you are mean to her tho.Don't get on her bad side.If you had to choose between her and someone else pick her.She doesn't think shes beautiful,so many people say to her but she doesn't believe it.She also doesn't know why guys love her.

A:you're beautiful
Kasandra:no i am not

Kasandra by Btsloverforever September 29, 2018

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kasa

When you want to have a full time job but don't like working full time hours so you dump one day a week always on a Monday or a Friday!

My buddy is in town on Friday so I'm going have to pull a kasa !

kasa by Bigrow May 15, 2016

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