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When something you love is unfairly taken away because of someone else. Based off of the game company Kabam.
Guy 1: So you can't use the computer anymore because your brother was caught watching porn?

Guy 2: Yeah, my parents totally Kabamed me.
Kabamed by THIsuduper August 27, 2014
A very classy and loyal friend. Usually shy but once he lightens he is amazing. A great cook with tons of soul. u cant believe how confident he is. But don't take him wrong he will bite back. He has the best jokes. And loves to plan things out. Has a bright future ahead.He can be akward but yet so smooth. People mistake him and assume he is someone he is not . He is not like the other guys. He is not a street boy. But a classy loyal funny bright young man with a creative mind.
That girl is lucky to have a kwame like him
kwame is the perfect guy
kwame by creativemind2345 November 23, 2013
The act of paying someone money to forcefully rape you in the anus.
Person 1: "Hey what happened to all of your money? And why are you walking funny?"

Person 2: "I was Kabamed by some guy last night."
Kabamed by Doc. Strange April 12, 2017
A funny African male. Loves his friends and family. Is not afraid of showing his emotions, and is very intelligent.
Kwame is a very good friend
Kwame by Hiquo May 29, 2017

kwame brown 

v. - to throw a frosted dessert, usually cake, in the face of an unsuspecting person for no apparent reason.

Derives from the January 13, 2007 incident in which Los Angeles Lakers' power forward/center Kwame Brown allegedly threw a fan's chocolate birthday cake in his face for no reason when walking down the streets of Hermosa Beach, CA.

Now a popular prank amongst college students.
"That guy is covered in frosting; he just got kwame brown-ed hard."

"Mike just kwame brown-ed te shit out of Trip with that Key Lime Pie."
kwame brown by Mid-Day June 5, 2007

kwame kilpatrick 

the worst mayor in the history of detroit. also known as the big scheme man.
why is downtown detroit so messed up?
look whos in charge.
kwame kilpatrick by vince March 29, 2005
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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