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Kawalski 

Kawalski is the coolest and most athletic boy ever.
Wow Kawalski scored 9 goals
Kawalski by Help me god April 9, 2019

Kowalski Analysis 

When something doesn't make sense, so you need to analyze it further and figure out wtf it means.
When you install AdBlock but all the hot singles in your area disappear.
Kowalski analysis.
Kowalski Analysis by lacrynx February 9, 2019

Kowalski 

Kowalski, analysis
Kowalski by furryraper69 October 28, 2018

Kowalski 

A penguin that analyzes photos on twitter, specifically memes.
Kowalski by Vision_Brian November 30, 2018

Cs x Kowalski 

A gamer on Xbox live know to say the most random things at anytime and vote to have one of the most sacristies Laughs online is believe to be Japanese but oddly speaks perfect English can be found playing online on GTA IV, Froza Motorsport 3,left 4 dead 1 & 2, any Naruto game or with his clan on Modern Warfare 2.
(Random L4D 2 game)
Cs x Kowalski : " in the mall " ok were on three and lets see there the food court there and ....
Random gamer : come on man ... " jump by hunter " GET HIM OFF OF ME ! ! !
Cs x Kowalski : " sinister laugh and kills it " stop messing around i need to get some jeans

Random gamer: thanks and stop doing that laugh you freaking me out.
Cs x Kowalski: ok let go
Cs x Kowalski by Landmark23 January 2, 2010

kowalski 

The nickname given to a dependable blue collar grunt type of person always in the background doing the hard work supporting the hero, leader or boss but never getting the glory or basking in the limelight. A common name used by the American film industry for a minor supporting actor's character.
Because Corporal Bradshaw always accomplished the mission without incident or drama and never received recognition from his superiors, the platoon called him Kowalski.
kowalski by zeb zotop April 23, 2010
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A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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