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kasplatiboomchucka 

A fart that progresses into diarrhoea, which splatters everywhere coating the entire surface of the toilet bowl.
Darren was feeling really sick last night; lucky he made it to the toilet before he sprayed his kasplatiboomchucka all over the walls of the kitchen.

kasplatcher 

Woah! sweet titties, shame about the huge kasplatcher

She'd be lovely if only she had a smaller kasplatcher
kasplatcher by Robbie Fox August 30, 2008

kasplashtrophe 

an inappropriate and violent purging of one's bowels, with a cold clam chowder texture. much more than a shart or leak, and consisting of liquid being from one ounce to one gallon in volume.
"There was a kasplashtrophe all over the floor of the bathroom."
kasplashtrophe by flash macgyver October 8, 2015