Kasplat

the sound the jizz drops when they hit the floor.

my jizz went kasplat when i jacked-off.

by ricky January 18, 2004

Khasplat

A person with giga autism

I'm Khasplat

by Autism incarnation with -2 IQ December 12, 2018

kasplatiboomchucka

A fart that progresses into diarrhoea, which splatters everywhere coating the entire surface of the toilet bowl.

Darren was feeling really sick last night; lucky he made it to the toilet before he sprayed his kasplatiboomchucka all over the walls of the kitchen.

by Fred Noye July 20, 2023

kasplatcher

The space between a woman's breasts

Woah! sweet titties, shame about the huge kasplatcher

She'd be lovely if only she had a smaller kasplatcher

by Robbie Fox August 30, 2008

kasplashtrophe

an inappropriate and violent purging of one's bowels, with a cold clam chowder texture. much more than a shart or leak, and consisting of liquid being from one ounce to one gallon in volume.

"There was a kasplashtrophe all over the floor of the bathroom."

by flash macgyver October 8, 2015