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Karpinski 

This person is the meaning of the word awesome.
"You know that Karpinski Guy?"

"Yeah..."

"He's the most awesomest person ever!"
Karpinski by Xingharglefargle July 18, 2009
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a "Krupinski"

when you correct someone's grammar but you're fucking wrong
Dude #1: Hey, that's has a hyphen.
Dude #2: No it doesn't, idiot, you totally just pulled a "Krupinski"
a "Krupinski" by bigfattitties420 November 23, 2020
Related Words

kalinskied 

to get drunk beyond all imagination. to get so damn drunk you don't know what the hell's going on. you don't even know who you are.
dude, i got so fucking kalinskied last night, you have no idea.
I'm so kalinskied.
kalinskied by manningsgay September 24, 2006

Dirty Krasinski

When a gay man, during sex, picks up a smaller man by inserting his fist into the smaller mans butt hole and forces upwards. While doing this the larger man would f*ck the smaller man against a wall.
I was having sex when suddenly he performed a dirty Krasinski

Jack Kopinski

A very handsome man, has an abundance of big ass.
"Jack Kopinski gets more nudes than me"
Jack Kopinski by underb00b May 11, 2021

john krasinski 

dilf. literally the hottest grown man on the planet. like bro. he’d still be a dilf even if he was my actual father
me asf: john krasinski could literally wreck me

my smart friend: yo asf😍🤘

kaminski 

That giant shit you take in the morning after a long night of drinking.

beer shits
"Dude I got so drunk last night. My Kaminski clogged the toilet"
kaminski by Sully87 September 12, 2016
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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