kaminski

That giant shit you take in the morning after a long night of drinking.

beer shits

"Dude I got so drunk last night. My Kaminski clogged the toilet"

by Sully87 September 12, 2016

A Kaminsky

When you do a Kaminsky you are mastering a godly death metal drum solo. A Kaminsky can also mean to master a death metal guitar song.

Dude 1: That guy is a Kaminsky! look at him! he can play spheres of madness all the way through!

The Kaminsky: Keep it brutal. My band's name is Yildun. We are awesome.

by All My Gods Have Failed Me... March 16, 2008

dirty kaminski

You take a shit in a Hot Dog bun and cover it in ketchup and mustard.

I’m really craving a dirty Kaminski today!

by Bushido325 January 18, 2021

Karsten kaminski

A fuckboy who likes to always talk about other girls who got rid of them even though they never talk. A karsten kaminski will often never close his mouth and badmouth girls but constantly ask about them.

Wow he is such a karsten kaminski, I’m pretty sure he’s spent the whole English class talking about her

by Your absolute mom November 21, 2019

Emma Kaminski

The most beautiful girl in the world.

She isn’t as pretty as Emma Kaminski.

by Certified Jittleyang April 29, 2024

Sam Kaminsky

Sam Kaminsky is a girl that thinks she has big tits... when really they the size of a half skittle.

Person 1: “Yo Sam Kaminsky over there thinks she’s huugggeee.”
Person 2: “But ur tits are only the half a size of a skittle.”

by Skittle_titties May 27, 2019

floating kaminsky

When u pull out your wanker and you are quickly mogged by your girl as she pulls out an even larger piece. she then turns around and blows a huge flatulent into the air. it smells so good that you begin floating in air dick first to the scent of her dirty brown asshole juice

she gave me the best floating kaminsky of all time last night that i nearly hit the ceiling

by huge ballsack March 22, 2024