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kaminski 

That giant shit you take in the morning after a long night of drinking.

beer shits
"Dude I got so drunk last night. My Kaminski clogged the toilet"
kaminski by Sully87 September 12, 2016
Words you can keep

dirty kaminski 

You take a shit in a Hot Dog bun and cover it in ketchup and mustard.
I’m really craving a dirty Kaminski today!
dirty kaminski by Bushido325 January 18, 2021

Karsten kaminski 

A fuckboy who likes to always talk about other girls who got rid of them even though they never talk. A karsten kaminski will often never close his mouth and badmouth girls but constantly ask about them.
Wow he is such a karsten kaminski, I’m pretty sure he’s spent the whole English class talking about her

Emma Kaminski

The most beautiful girl in the world.
She isn’t as pretty as Emma Kaminski.

kalinskied 

to get drunk beyond all imagination. to get so damn drunk you don't know what the hell's going on. you don't even know who you are.
dude, i got so fucking kalinskied last night, you have no idea.
I'm so kalinskied.
kalinskied by manningsgay September 24, 2006

kalinski 

To ejaculate into another beings belly button and thrust your penis in a downward position striking the belly button creating a splash as if a kid were to jump into a puddle
I want to kalinski your sister
kalinski by T.C. Allen Jr May 21, 2011

A Kaminsky 

When you do a Kaminsky you are mastering a godly death metal drum solo. A Kaminsky can also mean to master a death metal guitar song.
Dude 1: That guy is a Kaminsky! look at him! he can play spheres of madness all the way through!

The Kaminsky: Keep it brutal. My band's name is Yildun. We are awesome.
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