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A strong word to signify the strong friendship between Taylor and Tim.
Taylor says “hey karnold” to Tim
Karnold by Bakaland238599 July 11, 2021
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Quiet, smart and introverted until you get to know him. You will laugh with him and at him when he is being silly. He is a hard working man and only wants to please his queen. If you are lucky enough to have him by your side he will spoil you and love you to the ends of the earth. A gentle giant who just wants to be loved.
It's so Karold to sit back and people watch.
karold by Rudy Nea January 17, 2017
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karnolli 

mya godd, looka at a datta karnolli, ittsa thicke!!
karnolli by RAF January 3, 2006
Kanold’s go through a lot but are always there when you need them. Sometimes they feel their family and friends don’t understand what they are going through and aren’t always there for them. But this family will always take care of each other no matter what. Sometimes we don’t think we are helping eachother but really are. Kanold’s are beautiful people on the inside and out. If you find kanold’s never let go
In Germany Chocolate factory named after kanold
kanold by Momo Ozzie’s May 8, 2018

Karnolisz 

Noun

A "Karnolisz" is the name of an ogre that has sucessfully assimilated to society (for the most part).

These creatures usually accomplish this either by plastic surgury and/or lots and lots of personal hygene products.

The hardest physical feature to overcome is the big green megaphone like ears.

It is typical for even a Karnolisz that has successfully "squeezed" into society, (no pun intended) to still have water sloshing around in their head from growing up in the swamp. It makes them irritable.
Coolguy #1
-Does Mason look like shrek to you? I wonder if he has a pet donkey?

Coolguy #2
-Shoosh! He doesn't want people to know he's a Karnolisz! He just wants to be treated like everyone else!
Karnolisz by DJ Sock Starcher November 17, 2011
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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