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Karnolisz 

Noun

A "Karnolisz" is the name of an ogre that has sucessfully assimilated to society (for the most part).

These creatures usually accomplish this either by plastic surgury and/or lots and lots of personal hygene products.

The hardest physical feature to overcome is the big green megaphone like ears.

It is typical for even a Karnolisz that has successfully "squeezed" into society, (no pun intended) to still have water sloshing around in their head from growing up in the swamp. It makes them irritable.
Coolguy #1
-Does Mason look like shrek to you? I wonder if he has a pet donkey?

Coolguy #2
-Shoosh! He doesn't want people to know he's a Karnolisz! He just wants to be treated like everyone else!
Karnolisz by DJ Sock Starcher November 17, 2011
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dirty karolis

a ginger hitler whos incredibly sexy and has a humongous big dick
man 1:look at him i bet hes a dirty karolis

man 2:yea true
Coolest guy on earth. Good friend and trustworthy. Very attractive and sexy. The girls chase him.
Person 1: That guy just did something cool!
Person 2: He's such a Karolis!!!
Karolis by WeGotEem March 29, 2017
The term any foreign person who is reckless and shows no concern for others, with the exception of females, whom the person in question will attempt to seduce with total disregard to the opposing sex's opinion on the matter.
skier 1: "Yo check out that guy, he just crashed into some poor girl"
skier 2: "yeah, and now he's trying to help her up and invite her back to the hotel room! This guy's unbelievable!"
skier 1: "jeez, what a karolis."
Karolis by ShottySkeetz July 5, 2010
Karolis is sexy gay And he loves eating dicks.
He hates call of duty And loves Fortnite.
Karolis is gay!
Karolis by Watafuck3000 November 11, 2019
A beautiful tall blonde hair guy
Ultra Chad
And massive shlong in the range between 11.5-14 inches on average
Many girls:OMG IT'S KAROLIS
Karolis: impregnates whole communities *
Karolis by Ultra Karolis November 23, 2021
The other name for the virgin slayer. Mostly likes innocent girls and always packs big guns.
Boy1: Hey, nice party but have you seen that new guy?
Boy2: Ohh, you mean Karolis? He is on the second floor breaking Tommy's bed again.
Karolis by Thedarkknightofthedark November 25, 2021
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