Karakanov
Better to avoid than be on their bad side, if you have managed to befriend a Karakanov you have a friend who will fight for you and defend your name.
Karakanov by Potato Messiah May 17, 2021
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Karamazov Law
How the real state of the relationship is inversely proportional to the projected state of the relationship on social media.
When asked why Karen bombarded social media with pics of her relationship, even though he cheated on her twice, Manuel rolled his eyes and muttered "Karamazov Law..."
Karamazov Law by HailHydraforce January 7, 2021
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karanovac
A beautiful village in Bosnia - off the outskirts of Doboj, a quiet, peaceful place with a, sadly, aging population.
Person 1: Gde tvoja baka zivi? Where does your grandmother live?
Person 2: Zivi u karanovac, drugar. She lives in karanovac, my friend.
Person 2: Zivi u karanovac, drugar. She lives in karanovac, my friend.
karanovac by TheBosnian March 3, 2021
Karamazov’s Law
Karmazov’s Law is defined as the observation that the real, observable state of a relationship is inversely proportional to the projected state of said relationship via electronic outlets. This includes, but is not limited to social media and reality television.
This law was discovered by Redditor u/j_karamazov
This law was discovered by Redditor u/j_karamazov
‘Bridezillas’ is a show that demonstrates Karamazov’s Law rather well; many of the stars either break up with, or are broken up by their partners due to the entire, and often awful parts of the relationships not being seen, and false perceptions are had by the audience.
Karamazov’s Law by Memeagon January 7, 2021
Karamazov’s Law
The real state of an interpersonal relationship is inversely proportional to the projected state of the relationship on social media.
Rick: dude Annie keeps posting pics of her and Marc and shit on Facebook but I’m pretty sure she’s sleeping with his brother.
Will: Ah, classic Karamazov’s Law.
Will: Ah, classic Karamazov’s Law.
Karamazov’s Law by Lord Bi den January 7, 2021
Karamazov’s Law
The phenomenon in which the real state of a relationship is inversely proportional to the projected state of the relationship on social media.
Tim and Erica sure post a lot of pics of them smiling on vacation saying “so in love after all these years” so you know they actually hate each other. It’s karamazov’s law.
Karamazov’s Law by iihemc January 7, 2021
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karamazov by Zach Parkes January 15, 2007
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