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Kapitan Pavel 

The OMEGACHAD in the Grand Theft Auto online cayo perico heist, pavel likes to call you kapitan even though he is the true kapitan, he lives of a diet of red caviar, navy wine, and vitiman D supplements, pavel also has big pp.
Gtao player 1: hey, have you done the CP heist

Gtao player 2: yeah, I love it when Kapitan pavel calls me kapitan
Kapitan Pavel by Shrek pillow March 16, 2021

Kapitan Fala

He is know as Kapitan Fala even though he has an afro, often covered by a NY Yankees cap. You can find him in the wilderness of Wilanow, Poland or Bechatow, which is a small village(similar to the one in Borat). He enjoys to hang out with a specimen only know as “Charasz”. Currently he is occupied with eating a mixture of KFC, McDonalds and Azia. Matter of fact legend says that if you present him with a dish known as “Aroma Ji”, it will vanish within a matter of seconds. He has no drip what so ever.
“Elo elo trzy dwa zero” - You
“Dasz mi heetsa” - Kapitan Fala
Kapitan Fala by Pałalizator January 26, 2023
Kapitanof is a really great maths teacher who kicks people out of class for insulting Justin Beiber and Harry Potter
Kapitanof is a cool teacher
kapitanof by BlairChuck March 13, 2018

kapitan tutan 

Kapitan Tutan is a lady's man. He is the epitome of awesomeness. He is also the dream every boy and men in their community.
He is the village head that sidelines on movie production, before Chico Loco went to Dubai. Now, he is busy putting party-lists.
Chico Loco hated this guy so much, that he called this guy an old man.
Ako si Kapitan Tutan, puwede mong kapitan kahit saan.
Oh yes! It's me, Kapitan Tutan
kapitan tutan by Kay Tutan Tayo November 30, 2018

Freya Kapitzke 

Freya is a lovely, beautiful girl who is filled with movie and song quotes. You can always find her swimming somewhere or just being sexy somewhere.
Freya Kapitzke - Baby Powder
Este - Dada

hector kapitinov 

A person that is super good in ice hockey and always wins. He also has a very small pipi but still does anal with his homies. People also say he has a hot sister.
I am as good at Ice hockey as Hector Kapitinov
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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