He is know as Kapitan Fala even though he has an afro, often covered by a NY Yankees cap. You can find him in the
wilderness of Wilanow, Poland or Bechatow, which is a small village(similar to the one in Borat). He enjoys to hang out with a specimen only know as “Charasz”.
Currently he is occupied with eating a mixture of KFC,
McDonalds and Azia. Matter of fact legend says that if you present him with a dish known as “Aroma Ji”, it will vanish within a matter of seconds. He has no drip what so ever.