He is know as Kapitan Fala even though he has an afro, often covered by a NY Yankees
cap. You can find him in the wilderness of Wilanow, Poland or Bechatow, which is a small village(similar to the
one in Borat). He enjoys to hang out with a specimen only know as “Charasz”. Currently he is occupied with eating a mixture of
KFC, McDonalds and Azia. Matter of fact legend says that if you present him with a dish known as “Aroma
Ji”, it will vanish within a matter of seconds. He has no
drip what so ever.