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Kapitan Pavel 

The OMEGACHAD in the Grand Theft Auto online cayo perico heist, pavel likes to call you kapitan even though he is the true kapitan, he lives of a diet of red caviar, navy wine, and vitiman D supplements, pavel also has big pp.
Gtao player 1: hey, have you done the CP heist

Gtao player 2: yeah, I love it when Kapitan pavel calls me kapitan
Kapitan Pavel by Shrek pillow March 16, 2021
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Kapitan Fala

He is know as Kapitan Fala even though he has an afro, often covered by a NY Yankees cap. You can find him in the wilderness of Wilanow, Poland or Bechatow, which is a small village(similar to the one in Borat). He enjoys to hang out with a specimen only know as “Charasz”. Currently he is occupied with eating a mixture of KFC, McDonalds and Azia. Matter of fact legend says that if you present him with a dish known as “Aroma Ji”, it will vanish within a matter of seconds. He has no drip what so ever.
“Elo elo trzy dwa zero” - You
“Dasz mi heetsa” - Kapitan Fala
Kapitan Fala by Pałalizator January 26, 2023