Kantening

Throwing up all over the bathroom......literally.

"Sorry about Kantening in the bathroom. At least it all went in the toilet. I've mastered that art. "

Kantening by IamKrAzE January 9, 2009

Kittening 

The act of cats or kittens acting like kittens and performing kitten-like behavior.

"Does your cat Jack usually kneed and suckle on fluffy blankets like that?"
"Oh, Jack and Sidney do behaviors like that all the time, they are just kittening. Like earlier today they were both trying to cuddle and sleep in the bathroom sink, but they don't reasonably fit in there anymore. They are just performing kitten-like behavior, kittening per se."

Kittening by Rasicule January 17, 2018

Kanyeing 

When someone interrupts you in the middle of something important. You're just trying to say your thing and someone has to go and be all drunk, drama queen on your ass.

"Im so excited for winning this award. Its my first ...."

"Hey man Im just want to say that ..."

"DUDE! Stop Kanyeing me!"

Kanyeing by Todd N'Erection September 16, 2009

Eugene Kanning 

An extreme activity that involves at least three sheep, five priests, and one lonely obese girl. Similar to badminton, the game usually consists of balls being hit over a large object. In some countries, it is also known as extreme teabagging but sometimes it may involve the use of a petrified elephant testicle and a one gallon tub of vaseline.

It is illegal in the United States of America, because it has caused acute testicular shrinkage in 20% of all Asian American males.

"I'm 64 and a chronic masturbater with a disturbingly large Beanie Baby collection, because I enjoy Eugene Kanning too much when I am in Sunday School."

"I'm extreme and I Eugene Kan on a daily basis. The only side effect is that I ejaculate dust."

Eugene Kanning by Awesome Dave the Raver March 12, 2009

Kitening 

When lightning hits a kite

Benjamin Franklin engaged in the first known instance of intentional kitening.

Kitening by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 24, 2018

Karening 

Verb. To be acting like a Karen.

“Am I Karening right now?”
”You were Karening pretty hard.”

If we’re all Karening each other we will never get along. Nobody’s perfect, we all fall short. Be cool. Give the benefit of the doubt - and catch yourself from Karening. We’re all in this together.

Karening by ThisAintHim June 4, 2020

Kantingoo 

Kantingoo is a mythical creature who was created by a young girl with two sides to her personality (Kantingoo being the bad one). Kantingoo has vampire fangs, blood red iris', huge black wings, jet black hair and wolverine claws. This creature feeds off human flesh and organs. She is a character in a story that hasn't been published but hopefully will sometime in the near or distant future.

Person1: If you bumped into Kantingoo, what would you do?

Person2: I'd fricken' run dude!

Kantingoo by Kantingoo November 8, 2011