Kittening

The act of cats or kittens acting like kittens and performing kitten-like behavior.

"Does your cat Jack usually kneed and suckle on fluffy blankets like that?"
"Oh, Jack and Sidney do behaviors like that all the time, they are just kittening. Like earlier today they were both trying to cuddle and sleep in the bathroom sink, but they don't reasonably fit in there anymore. They are just performing kitten-like behavior, kittening per se."

by Rasicule January 17, 2018

kittening

snuggling in which 3 or more people crowd into a warm space and nap
(not usually sexual)

when we got back from the concert, we were so tired that we layed on the couch and kittened

by Laura May 13, 2005

Kittening

The act of kittens, who aren't quite old enough to know better, trashing up an environment when left unsupervised for too long. May also refer to the act of cleaning up after said kittens.

"The kittening that took place while we were gone for the weekend was extreme. We'll be cleaning all week! I can't believe they shredded every spare roll of toilet paper in the pantry. How did they open the door in the first place??"

by Pea Kay August 2, 2012

Kittening

The term used for Flooding the Ethereum Blockchain Network Transactions with Digitally owned smart contract "kittens" or "kitties".

This kittening makes me wait a little longer to confirm my Transactions on the Network.

by excaliburblades December 8, 2017

Kittening

The act of getting drunk on wine and going on adoption websites to look at kittens.

Julie told Aspen about her kittening

by aspenjames January 12, 2021

Kittening

Older boys, usually 16-20 years old picking up underaged girls (usually around 13-14) that falls in love with them because they're older than them and cooler than the boys their age. The girls usually fall heavily in love with the boys, who plays along just for sex and a laugh. What the boy is doing here is kalled kittening.

"Crystal is SO in love with Brad!"
"Haha! I know! Brad's just kittening"

by Torstein September 25, 2005

Sea Kittening

Following the change by PETA to rename the animals formerly known as "Fish" into the new name of "Sea Kittens", this is the modified term used when catching said animals in replacement of the old term of "Fishing"

We are going to head out to do some Sea Kittening for dinner tonight.

Hey, have you seen my new Sea Kittening Boat?

by HansSC January 14, 2009