når man sidder i timen og rør sig selv indtil man rammer klimaks og så stopper man. Dette bør gentages indtil failure. HUSK dette kan få store konsekvenser så gør det under bordet i timen.
jeg kantede til min lærer i timen.
jeg kantede til min lærer i timen.
by yikes clan December 4, 2023
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It is illegal in the United States of America, because it has caused acute testicular shrinkage in 20% of all Asian American males.
It is illegal in the United States of America, because it has caused acute testicular shrinkage in 20% of all Asian American males.
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Kantingoo is a mythical creature who was created by a young girl with two sides to her personality (Kantingoo being the bad one). Kantingoo has vampire fangs, blood red iris', huge black wings, jet black hair and wolverine claws. This creature feeds off human flesh and organs. She is a character in a story that hasn't been published but hopefully will sometime in the near or distant future.
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Akin to Arena Football, this athletic activity consists of a bag of rice, one goat, the tears of Britney Spears, and a lonely obese British girl with questionable taste in men. The game is played over a period of five hours and the winner gains the affection and hand of a fair maiden that has ripened with age. Leading to a life of scattered happiness, broken dreams and premature balding on the chest and left thigh. The latter causing the end of a bright future in Bollywood. This game should only be played thirty minutes after eating and never on an empty stomach. Instagramming every other second is a necessity. Memes are recommended. Never run with scissors at the pool.
76% of all Asian males that have gone Extreme Eugene Kanning have developed a rare case of Huxtabate Syndrome.
Akin to Arena Football, this athletic activity consists of a bag of rice, one goat, the tears of Britney Spears, and a lonely obese British girl with questionable taste in men. The game is played over a period of five hours and the winner gains the affection and hand of a fair maiden that has ripened with age. Leading to a life of scattered happiness, broken dreams and premature balding on the chest and left thigh. The latter causing the end of a bright future in Bollywood. This game should only be played thirty minutes after eating and never on an empty stomach. Instagramming every other second is a necessity. Memes are recommended. Never run with scissors at the pool.
76% of all Asian males that have gone Extreme Eugene Kanning have developed a rare case of Huxtabate Syndrome.
As an impressionable youth in the heyday of the American depression, I was a dedicated fan of Extreme Eugene Kanning. The Canadian sport taught me the ins and outs of puberty, bench presses and how to win at Jenga. I later learned that the matches were faked and Hulk Hogan used steroids. It hurt my soul, but I still watch Extreme Eugene Kanning matches on ESPN every Spring. It reminds me of the day I learned how to use chopsticks and proposed to my wife.
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