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A kanhie is one of the most in-depth people that you will ever meet. On the outside she might come off as dark, brooding, and shady. But once you get to know her she is a very delightful person to be around who you learn you cannot live without. A kanhie is gorgeous, funny, and sometimes delusional - since she thinks herself the ‘alpha’-, but overall she’s the perfect person to have in your life.
Omg you have a Kanhie? I’m so jealous!
Kanhie by 123_Albert June 23, 2025
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Kathie Schmid 

The biggest loser known to man. When she's not sleeping all day, she likes to lie to everyone she knows about the dumbest things. Also, resembles a Mongoloid and likes to compete with people by lying through her teeth. A truly worthless human being and complete piece of shit. (did I also mention total CUNT and BBIIIIOOOTTCHHH)
The woman-child, after sleeping in until noon, woke up and said "Hey Bob, how can we compete with that." referring to how she can have a larger home like her brother in-law has.
Kathie Schmid by Linda Ferns January 10, 2005
Related Words
Kanhie • kanhiel • kathie • Kaniel • Kandie • kanhye • Kaniece • Kannie • #Kannie • Kachief
someone who is sweet, pretty, and caring. they can be very selfless, they care alot about people more than themselves, then tend to be shy at first but loud when you get to know them, they have a good taste in style. they try hard to fit it and they change themselves too, but you should be lucky to know a Kaniel
Kaniel by yesqueen000 March 14, 2019
Kaniece is someone that is loyal and is caring. Kaniece is neat and goofy. This person is intelligent. This person will always be looking for a fight and will be ready to fight for his/her friends.

Kaniece is most likely a Pisces or Aries. Kaniece is crazy I’m a good way yet also Mysterious. If you meet a Kaniece try to be her friend. If you are her friend then you are a very lucky person.
Kaniece is so funny.
Kaniece by Kblr September 22, 2018

Kashieka 

The baddest bitch in town... PERIODT👏🏼
Kashieka is such a baddie
Kashieka by Hoe ass bitch slut January 29, 2020
a girl next door, quiet but maybe wild once you get to know her. a total romantic
she's a kathie
kathie by romancejunkie December 23, 2009

Coco a.k.a. Kathie Schmid 

In another pathetic and feeble attempt to get attention, Coco would go on and on about how "busy" and "stressed" she is. First, the bitch does not work. Second, the mongoloid slept well into the afternoon. Third, the wife of Bob (see "stinky finger") would be the first person to cry for help and the last person to provide it.
When Coco cries for help, you better be there or she will have a mongo spaz fit. When Coco is asked for help, god forbid it be during nap time. She used me to basically raise her youngest. I HATE YOU, YOU LAZY BITCH!!!!!!!!!
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