transitive verb - A somewhat emotional response to a significant incident where the speaker explains to the cause of said incident the error of action and/or judgement, including a personal statement; using a verbal method of illustration which is both unique and inappropriate enough to the given environment to be both humorous and offending in general.
Origin:
English contraction, from Middle English, from Middle French, from Medieval Latin
ken - name, from Middle English incident-, incidens, from Latin, present participle of incidere to fall into, from in- + cadere to fall
First Known Use: Mid 2010
In response to a poorly worded email:
"That guy is about to have on serious kencident."
In response to a kencident
"Jim caused a kencident when he dropped the ball for the fourth time.""
To have studied enough for a difficult test that you think you can ace it. Derived from the fact that most people from the far east, or who have ancestors from the far east, can outdo other races academically. And that Kung-Fu is from the Eastern Hemisphere.
Guy-I'm jittery as shit about this AP Human Geography exam.
Other Guy-I studied all last night, I'm pretty kungfident about it.
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.