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Kanye-isms 

A Kanye-ism is something ignorant, stupid and self indulgent that that Kanye West says or does thats makes him look even even more stupid than he already is. Kanye West thinks that he is a word smith and God's gift to the world when he really is God way of showing us that acting like Kanye makes you a egotistical douche-bag prick that people make fun of.
well first and foremost Kanye has recently released a book entitled "thank you and you're welcome", come on, seriously how narcissistic can someone be. Saying thank you and you're welcome implies that he has done something to be thanked for, and the only thing i can think of that he should be thanked for is setting an all time low for douchyness, so that any time someone says " your the biggest douche in the world" you can say "no Kanye is."

Another example of a Kanye-isms is when Kanye said "Imma let you finish" to Taylor swift, he clearly didn't let her finish cause he interrupted her and ruined her evening, and now permanently has the word asshole written across his forehead. He also has given him self the title as the best song writer, and has called him self a song voice for and entire generation. I know those are things south park said about him but he basically said all those things and more.
Kanye-isms by Janye East September 19, 2009
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Kanyeism 

1. Kanyeism (n): the religion, established in Harlem New York, in which African-Americans study and practice the act of ignorance and claim racism whenever accused of wrongdoing

2. Kanye (n): the followers of Kanyeism are reffered to as Kanyes
Synonym: "Nigga"
Common Kanye: "I've been studying Kanyeism lately."
Simple American: "Oh really? Let me hear you speak the language."
Common Kanye: "HOLD UP, HOLD UP. IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT BEYONCE HAD THE BEST MUSIC VIDEO OF ALL TIME"
Kanyeism by ireallyhatekanye September 6, 2012

Kanyeism 

The practice of being antisemitic
Disliking Jews is Kanyeism

Kanyeism 

Religion that believes in Kanye. Believers of the religion are called Kanyeists. Instead of ‘Amen’ we say ‘West’ Our holy book is his first album- The college dropout.
Kanye, bless us with the beautiful food were about to eat, West’

A: ‘Hey whats your reigion?’
B: ‘Oh im a Kanyeist. I believe in Kanyeism’
Kanyeism by That gay bishh March 30, 2024

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026