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A term when a girl takes a dump in a old mans mouth while the man proceeds to receive anal
I’m going to kaneesk with Jenna and her grand daddy tonight.
Kaneesk by Ilikepoopoo July 24, 2018
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kneeskee 

When a woman/man bends their knee putting their heel to their rectum with a penis in the crease behind the knee. The person then moves their leg in a horizontal fashion to create kneeskee effect.
"Oh man she forgot to put lube behind her knee. That kneeskee hurt my wang like a bitch!"
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beautiful Indian girl with flowing locks and colorful scarves, who would rather sleep than attend class and see her amazing classmates! ;/
"So are you going to class today?"

"No, I'm going to pull a Kaneeka and take a nap."
Someone that is homosexual; in a joking matter.
Greg: not going to lie, he's pretty hot.

Carl: yo that's kaneese
kaneese by That Hoe Flamingo August 5, 2019

kaneesha 

Guy 1: Hey dude how's it going?
Girl: EH?! What did you say?? What the fuck is wrong you you crazy ass son a ornament??!!
Guy1: what the hell?
Girl: what are ya talking aboat?!!
Guy1: dear god..
Girl: sorey. I lose my temper easy.
Guy 2: bro, it's a kaneesha.
Guy 1: ahhhhh
kaneesha by Dingdongpuddlegum December 18, 2013
Person who leads others to believe that wheat is actually healthy. This person typically is salaried by Monsanto to help promote their product.
Person 1 -- That person is trying to get me to eat wheat
Person 2 -- Don't believe him, he is a Kanees!
kanees by UrbanStriker December 9, 2014
Your probably here too find out what convolks last name means, sorry couldnt find it either. ¯_ (ツ)_/¯
Hey do you know convolks last name meaning.
no sorry don't know it either i just know its kanevsky
kanevsky by anonymous September 10, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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