kanees

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Person who leads others to believe that wheat is actually healthy. This person typically is salaried by Monsanto to help promote their product.

Person 1 -- That person is trying to get me to eat wheat
Person 2 -- Don't believe him, he is a Kanees!

kanees by UrbanStriker December 9, 2014

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Luca Kaneshiro

Someone with huge booba

Luca Kaneshiro has huge booba

Luca Kaneshiro by ganyus1stchoice January 18, 2022

Related Words

kanees • kaneesh • kaneese • kaneesha • kaneeshya • Kaneesk • kanelsnegl • kapeesh • Kavneesh • Kaneisha

Luca Kaneshiro

A person whose whole personality can be encapsulated in 3 words, 'POG!, booba, golden retriever'.

Luca Kaneshiro I P💍G YOU!

Luca Kaneshiro by luca's big fat booba January 21, 2022

Luca Kaneshiro

A person who went through five stages of grief and finally accepted that he is a himbo.

Luca Kaneshiro is a himbo, and he accepted it,

Luca Kaneshiro by knifebosshehehe January 25, 2022

Luca Kaneshiro

Himbo that loves to pog.

Luca Kaneshiro is pogging right now.

Luca Kaneshiro by ichikatchdeeznuts January 25, 2022

L Knees

Often used when describing the twitch streamer and professional scammer named YourRage. His inability to walk without a wheelchair because of his fragile knees is the source of this terminology.

“Bro take me to the doctor I have too much knee pain”
“AH NAW I THINK YOU HAVE L KNEES LIKE YOURRAGE 💀”

L Knees by Sadashii July 3, 2021

elbows & knees

The position someone "ends up" in as their getting ass fucked.

Anyone in the elbows & knees position could easily be getting fucked in the ass.

elbows & knees by jpg3 June 15, 2015

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026