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Person who leads others to believe that wheat is actually healthy. This person typically is salaried by Monsanto to help promote their product.
Person 1 -- That person is trying to get me to eat wheat
Person 2 -- Don't believe him, he is a Kanees!
by UrbanStriker December 09, 2014
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A kani is a man with a huge penis and some kanis are awfully short but still have a big penis and kanis can get any girl they want because they have a good personality
by SpicyKat October 26, 2017
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