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Kaned
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Kaned
Kaned is when another man or woman or even child is brutally teabagged by another person. Kaned can also be used as a phrase to describe a bad doing on someone. The original meaning came from Oisin kane when he was brutally teabagged many times in front of a audience at a house party in a outer suburban housing estate in Ireland.
Kaned
It's when your pullout game is strong. Referencing that time Patrick Kane had sec with a minor but they didn't find his DNA inside her because his pullout game is stong.
I was about to bust a nut and Patrick Kane her so good. There's no way she's getting pregnant.
I forgot to bring a condom so I Kaned it.
I forgot to bring a condom so I Kaned it.
Kaned by musclelicious January 28, 2016
kaned
Steve Kane and Brian Craig kaned all callers who didn't agree with their evangelistic Republican views.
kaned by David Citron February 12, 2004
Kev Kaned
An act of semi-rape. Named after the man who first performed this action on New Years Day. To be "Kev Kaned" is to be fingered whilst heavily drunk, objecting to it but because you're so drunk you are vunerable and just leave it.
Person 1: Holy s**t, did you hear what happened to Jessica?
Person 2: OMG what????
Person 1: She was Kev Kaned at the weekend!
Person 2: F**king hell.
Person 2: OMG what????
Person 1: She was Kev Kaned at the weekend!
Person 2: F**king hell.
Kev Kaned by Yo mama is so fat LULZ January 11, 2009
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.