by dball February 23, 2018
Kaned is when another man or woman or even child is brutally teabagged by another person. Kaned can also be used as a phrase to describe a bad doing on someone. The original meaning came from Oisin kane when he was brutally teabagged many times in front of a audience at a house party in a outer suburban housing estate in Ireland.
by Kaned up June 27, 2022
It's when your pullout game is strong. Referencing that time Patrick Kane had sec with a minor but they didn't find his DNA inside her because his pullout game is stong.
I was about to bust a nut and Patrick Kane her so good. There's no way she's getting pregnant.
I forgot to bring a condom so I Kaned it.
I forgot to bring a condom so I Kaned it.
by musclelicious November 21, 2015
kane is a very cool and cute dude. His eyes are as pretty and blue as the sky. He is so funny and he can make you laugh on your worst day. He was a present from Jesus Christ . Nobody has every seen a prettier thing than kane
Person: "omg are you ok!? Why are you shaking on the floor!?"
Me: oml Kane just talked to meeee, he's sO fRiCkIn CuTe!"
Me: oml Kane just talked to meeee, he's sO fRiCkIn CuTe!"
by yeet.yeet.69 February 10, 2019
Kane the sexiest, hottest and awesomest as person ever. Kane has the greatest hair and all the girls love him. Kanes awesomeness is so unbeatable that all the peasants bow down to their master. THE KANEMISTER
by poopydoopys123 April 04, 2018
The Sexiest, fittest man you'll ever know. Cool but nerdy and always has more than a foot long pork sword. All the girls want him but deny it to them self usually end with suicide. If you know a Kane and he is single let him know how you feel. His dick is so long, you'll be clinging on to the bed sheets
by lycanthrope August 16, 2012
the best looking person in the world he is sooooo fit and sexy with his amazing blue eyes and his well built body... his six pack is to die for..... ther isnt a girl on the planet that wouldnt want to fuck him.
I LOVE KANE
I LOVE KANE
by ILOVEKANE December 30, 2011