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Means scary, or oddly horrifying
Came from the Roblox horror game “Kampong”
Person 1 : “My neighbour was the murderer the police was looking for, and my son’s best friends with their son.”

Person 2: “That’s Kampong man”
Kampong by bbcgirlbossxoxo August 5, 2022
Scary moment of realization; Something unexpected and terrifying in the same time like déja vù

Originated by a game in Roblox called “Kampong”
Person 1: Did you know our neighbour was the wanted murder all along!?
Person 2: Omg! That’s so kampong!
kampong by bbcgirlbossxoxo November 22, 2022

Alexander James Kempton ;)) 

Alexander James Kempton ;)) is a troubled young man who is not looking forward to his German exam. He is having a competition with Arib Al-Islam to see who is better at German. Alexander James Kempton ;))'s are usually calm but can get very horny if Jordan is near.
Jim: Oh boy here comes Jordan, Lets hope Alex doesn't do an Alexander James Kempton ;))

Uma Kompton

Uma Kompton is the popular inbred coconut head looking ass Instagram 'celebrity'.

Her username is @umakompton

She posts badly photoshopped videos/pics of her daily life which includes her incestuous relationship, her 47 abortions, her failed abortions(kids) & how shes a good christian mum dad lesbian homeless trans apache apple dog that strips for Jesus.

Oh & even though shes sexy shes fit she loves sucking dick Uma Kompton is actually a fake made up person... The person running the Instagram account is a American troll who is stealing a russian ladys photos from somewhere & uploading them with embarrassing captions to Instagram for likes & followers. So guys... The women in the pics is actually a Russian who probably has no clue that her photos are being used for memes & to catfish. This is likely illegal but lets hope the Russian women wont sue because its all fucking hilarious.
"Ewww whats that?"

"Oh its Uma Kompton"
Uma Kompton by Coldbludded1 September 15, 2018

kampong spirit 

A sense of social cohesion in a community where there is understanding and compromise among neighbours, even as preferences differ from household to household.
The foundation of the kampong spirit is the constant engagement and interaction among residents so that they can come together to learn about one another's interests and not just for mere company.
kampong spirit by bethyoung December 22, 2015

Kimpton Middle School 

worst school you will ever go to , they have the grossest food , meanest teachers , A LOT of druggies , sluts , douche bags and DRAMA . you NEVER want to go there .