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Kimpton Middle School 

worst school you will ever go to , they have the grossest food , meanest teachers , A LOT of druggies , sluts , douche bags and DRAMA . you NEVER want to go there .

Alexander James Kempton ;)) 

Alexander James Kempton ;)) is a troubled young man who is not looking forward to his German exam. He is having a competition with Arib Al-Islam to see who is better at German. Alexander James Kempton ;))'s are usually calm but can get very horny if Jordan is near.
Jim: Oh boy here comes Jordan, Lets hope Alex doesn't do an Alexander James Kempton ;))

Uma Kompton

Uma Kompton is the popular inbred coconut head looking ass Instagram 'celebrity'.

Her username is @umakompton

She posts badly photoshopped videos/pics of her daily life which includes her incestuous relationship, her 47 abortions, her failed abortions(kids) & how shes a good christian mum dad lesbian homeless trans apache apple dog that strips for Jesus.

Oh & even though shes sexy shes fit she loves sucking dick Uma Kompton is actually a fake made up person... The person running the Instagram account is a American troll who is stealing a russian ladys photos from somewhere & uploading them with embarrassing captions to Instagram for likes & followers. So guys... The women in the pics is actually a Russian who probably has no clue that her photos are being used for memes & to catfish. This is likely illegal but lets hope the Russian women wont sue because its all fucking hilarious.
"Ewww whats that?"

"Oh its Uma Kompton"
Uma Kompton by Coldbludded1 September 15, 2018
the hottest dude i’ve ever met. met him through my ex and now we have a thing. he’s a funny, sweet, and caring dude who always (sometimes) puts others first. is afraid to hurt others and will do everything in his power not to. everyone wants to date a kipton and it’s hard to tie him down.
kipton is the hottest dude i know
kipton by Petsareawesome1212345678 November 12, 2019

klimpton 

The white scum residue from sweat left on clothing after a prolonged period of time.

Salty to taste. Gross to see.
Dave: "Yo fam, whats dat on your threads?"

John: "Dats just some klimpton, been playin' bball all day!"

Dave: "Dude, stop talkin' crazy and make us some tea"
klimpton by Klimpton October 6, 2016

kempton mcgregor

a stoopid adopted noob head nerd
yo why are u being such a kempton mcgregor
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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