kummered

When your boss ejaculates in your bum hole

When you are late for work and you know your gonna get fucked for it
"How did that go mate?"
"got Kummered"

by PseudoShite March 2, 2020

kammered

Drinking $2 blush wine until you pass out.

I got so kammered last night at Justin's party. I drank 2 buck chuck 'til I KO'd on the couch. I'm so gonna do it again tonight and pass out in the hot tub or bathroom stall.

by Mike Jones 2008 October 7, 2008

Kammered

To be chronically injured or lame. Often characterized by repeated injuries caused by seemingly effortless tasks.

I’d like to get out there and play but I’ve been kammered all season.

by Bill Kruse January 2, 2009