A tall ass man with long limbs... Hair, legs, arms and dick. He is funny, kind and street smart. He's honest, stubborn and very competitive. He cannot spell words for the life of him but can always put a smile on your face. He will be there by your side no matter what and cannot be easily annoyed. Many think he's hot and fucking sexy, yet he also has a very fatherly vibe about him. If a Kalev likes you, whether its a strictly FATHER-DAUGHTER relationship or he wants to be with you... He is serious and loves you so much. Never let go of a Kalev, even if you tried, he wouldn't leave anyways. Kalev is the bestest friend anyone can hope for.
by Shinanagins December 7, 2020
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by jbob (real) November 20, 2021
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JK stood in front of the mirrors in the corner of his Holiday Inn bathroom and had a kaleidowank to pass the time.
by howlingmadwilger May 18, 2014
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by 💞💍 November 27, 2018
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