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A tall long haired God. He has a dick of unmeasurable size, if you were to sit on it, it would squeeze through your fudge knot, out of your mouth and into space. He has the power of thunder, enough to to make your pussy salivate with lust.
Hey you see that girl in the wheel chair?

Yeah?

She got fucked by Kalevi .
by SuhDude18 August 16, 2016
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