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A tall long haired God. He has a dick of unmeasurable size, if you were to sit on it, it would squeeze through your fudge knot, out of your mouth and into space. He has the power of thunder, enough to to make your pussy salivate with lust.
Hey you see that girl in the wheel chair?

Yeah?

She got fucked by Kalevi .
Kalevi by SuhDude18 August 16, 2016
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Kalekidan 

A beautiful sexy girl who has a great sense of humour. You’d be lucky to have her as a friend or more she’d be able to light ur face up brighter than the sun. If she hears someone has said something about her she wouldn’t give a crap.She has the most beautiful smile and amazing eyes. Make sure to keep a kalekidan im your life because you’ll need her.
Kalekidan will light up my day whenever I’m down
Kalekidan by Riley mcings March 14, 2019
Related Words
Kalevi Kaleigh kalvin kalei klevis kaleidoscope Kaleia kaevin Kaevioun kaevius

kaleidowank 

A solo sex act where a male masturbates in a room full of mirrors (often a hotel bathroom) . The many different viewing angles creates a kaleidoscope effect and can heighten the sexual gratification of narcissistic performer.
JK stood in front of the mirrors in the corner of his Holiday Inn bathroom and had a kaleidowank to pass the time.
A beautiful girl that is really nice and sweet and will do anything to cheer you up she is an amazing best friend.
man my girl is soo mean i wish she was a klevisa
klevisa by whiteboy1234 January 1, 2012
An exotic island beauty and the quirkiest individual you will ever meet.
Kaleia is a wonderful person.
Kaleia by Kaleiascope May 14, 2011
Has a smile of an angle. Likes to meet new people, and can fall in love very easily. Loves to play soccer and is very outgoing. Is one of the nicest person you could ever meet. Could fall in love with someone just by hanging out with that person for the first time. Likes to play video games, likes to be in the Internet. Is a very social media person. Is a very romantic person.
Klevis: "I'm having so much fun with you."
Girl: "Thanks, your a cool person to be with."
klevis by Forever_Young March 15, 2016
Klevis is a strong fierce person he loves to wind up people. He has very funny Caring friends who has his back no matter what klevis is a very knowledgable person he cares for his siblings but annoys them as a joke he loves his parents.
Klevis is impressive
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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