Kaleu 

Kaleu's are always a big fan of children television shows, like Spongebob. They tend to seem a little rude at times, but they secretly care. They can also be kind of aggressive so do not get in their way, especially if you are annoying, expect to get punched. They tend to make fun of the people they love the most. Kaleu's are always into sports, particularly basketball. They also tend to be competitive and a little full of themselves. Though, unlike the rest of his friend group, a Kaleu will always be innocent. But all in all, Kaleu's are alright.

Person M: "Kaleu said Shawn Mendes isn't cute!!"
Person K: "He's such an insecure bitch."

Kaleu by baddest bicthes December 6, 2018

Kaleb ass shit

When a nigga says some questionably gay shit.

Kaleb: “I just sucked my bros dick jk jk”
Jordan: “that’s some Kaleb ass shit”

Kaleb ass shit by Kaleb Vasquez March 15, 2019

kaleidowank 

A solo sex act where a male masturbates in a room full of mirrors (often a hotel bathroom) . The many different viewing angles creates a kaleidoscope effect and can heighten the sexual gratification of narcissistic performer.

JK stood in front of the mirrors in the corner of his Holiday Inn bathroom and had a kaleidowank to pass the time.

kaleidowank by howlingmadwilger May 18, 2014

Kalea

Kalea is a girl with a crazy, weird, and overall goofy personality! Kalea loves to socialize, make friends, and hang out. She’s basically a social butterfly. She enjoys hanging out with other friends who have the same goofy personality as her. She is always joking around and making her peers have a good laugh. Many people enjoy being around Kalea, but at the same time there are a lot of people who hate her. Despite the hate she gets from some people, Kalea doesn’t care because she is generally a very carefree person. She doesn’t let anything get to her. She just keeps on smiling! Kalea is also a very popular girl who has friends almost anywhere she goes. Kalea always keeps her grades up and is very responsible and trustworthy. She usually likes to keep away from the boys because they aren’t worth her time. Kalea is also mean sometimes but she never intends to hurt anyone, she’s just messing around! But she’s also very kind, giving, sympathetic, and thoughtful. She’s the type of girl who will always be willing to hang out on the weekends, give you presents on your birthday, and be there for you when you’re sad. Anyone named Kalea is a very rare person to find. If you come across a Kalea, be her friend and cherish your relationship with her. You don’t wanna lose Kalea because that would be a horrible mistake. Kalea is one of the most unique people in the world so if you lose her, you’re going to miss out on a lot of memories, laughs, and fun!

Kalea is the craziest girl I’ve ever met!

Kalea is really nice to me!

Kalea is one of the most hilarious people in the world!

Kalea is always making me laugh!

Kalea by 💞💍 November 27, 2018

Kalea

Kalea is a good looking girl. She is very smart. Kalea loves all her friends. Kalea is a very weird and funny person everyone wants to be around her. She is okay with a lot of things. Kalea likes to defend her friends. Kalea is also a very sporty person. Kalea is an amazingly wonderful girl.

Kalea is a person that brings joy to others.

Kalea by BMSBaller January 13, 2015

Kaleia 

An exotic island beauty and the quirkiest individual you will ever meet.

Kaleia is a wonderful person.

Kaleia by Kaleiascope May 14, 2011

Kale Kiri 

Persian slang that means "Dick head" .

Used between boys (mostly) to show love between each other .

-Chetori Kale Kiri ?

* Chetori = how u doing ? *

Kale Kiri by Hippogryph Rider April 6, 2019