Kaika

A very ugly person with a rotten soul. Someone who is a kaika is full of himself and smells terrible. They always have witty remarks that are not funny whatsoever. Kaika's are so mean that they make babies commit suicide. Every time I see or think about a Kaika I want to gouge out my eyes and stuff them in my ears so I can't see or hear him. He is so fat that once he sits down he can't get back up. He is so lonely that when he sees a girl he automatically wants to rape her. He is social awkward. He walks funny. Very weak and flabby.

Person 1: Stop! Stop! Get away from me you Kaika. You're acting very retarded.
Person 2: Hey Man that hurts, let me smell your skin though... I bet you smell like dicks though.... Even though you're a girl... I love you
Person 1: get the hell away from me you freak

by TheCoolChick May 13, 2014

Kaika

Kaika is adorable. He’s loving, kind, fucking hot asf, got a big cock, sexy body, gorgeous face. 10/10. Literally a DILF and is my baby daddy. I love you bae xoxo

Kaika is such a sexy daddy and I would let him bang me😍😍

by izklvr February 17, 2022

jugenmujugenmugokonosurike kaiaiusugesugematsufunfaimatsufunraimatsukurune tokoronisumiyapparikojiyappankoji baibobaibobaiboshuringashuringanugurindai guindainobomboribombonanojoukyuumechousuke

The actual name of Scar from FMA, and he is the only person who can escape the Death Note.

Scar: My name is Jugenmujugenmugokonosurike kaiaiusugesugematsufunfaimatsufunraimatsukurune tokoronisumiyapparikojiyappankoji baibobaibobaiboshuringashuringanugurindai guindainobomboribombonanojoukyuumechousuke!

by Jugenmujugenmugokonosurike March 30, 2016

Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke

Originally, the full name of Jugemu, a character in a Japanese folktale. The name was given by his father after a consultation with a priest. The priest suggested many names and the father being indecisive named his son all of these names.

Now it is a joke for Scar and Wrath's real name in Fullmetal Alchemist.

Wrath: What is your real name?

Scar: Hmph... Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke.

Wrath: What a coincidence. My name is also Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke.

Wrath: Here I come, Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke!

Scar: Bring it, Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpoko- I bit my tongue!

by SMYunicorn December 3, 2020

kahkashan

Beautiful, charming, confident person.
Doesn’t care about what people think and is content being by herself.
Hits back at body-shamers and believes that everybody is beautiful.
Lazy at times
Fierce, badass, is not afraid to take a stand and be bold
Loves herself
Impulsive and mean at time

Always the centre of attention and a great leader amongst the crowd. She is seductive and can make men fall on her feet, is a people’s person and is very social. Not hardworking but intelligent

E.g.: Oh man have you seen Kahkashan?
Man she is one hot crazy chick

by Xxxhome May 2, 2018

Kaiketsu Zorori

(かいけつゾロリ "Incredible Zorori"): A funny and popular Japanese children's manga and an adapt anime by Yutaka Hara about a devious fox named Zorori who dreams of becoming the "King Of Pranks", build "Zorori Castle" and find the girl of his dreams with his two twin boar apprentices, Ishishi and Noshishi, but every time, his plan fails and ends up doing more good than mischief.

Friend 1: "Hey wanna watch Kaiketsu Zorori?"
Friend 2: "Yeah, that's an awesome show! It's funny!"

by PrettyPinkPrincess November 4, 2010

Kaila

The name Kaila is for a person that is a light in this world that you just don’t find anywhere else. She is gorgeous yet approachable, confident yet humble, and honest but considerate. The only negative is how she treats or sees herself- if only she knew what the rest of the world sees through all the darkness. However, Kaila always strives to be better and be the best because deep inside she knows she can be- hardworking and kind she inspires the downhearted and is a role model for those lacking motivation to be better.

Look into her eyes once and you’ll be hooked; especially at night under the northern stars or bright flashing lights of a night out. You always wanna be on the good side of her because her wrath can be fierce and justified. Stubborn yet understanding when she needs to be she is the balance people should seek in life.

What time you spend with her will be an everlasting memory you can’t help but remember and want to be back in because it’s safe, warm and perfect. We all appreciate Kaila's for existing, never change!!

I feel like my heart needs Kaila in the purest way; miles or time won’t change that.

by GaelenC May 22, 2018