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Someone who doesn't allow other people to talk about subjects they like
STOP BEING SUCH A KAIFER
Kaifer by Skyhawk7583 March 22, 2019
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kaizers orchestra 

Kaizers Orchestra is a Norwegian band that uses the most unusual and creative ways of creating amazingly original music. Their lyrics deal with different issues then love, like most artists. Instead, Kaizers sing about Heaven, Hell, Russian Roulette, and they tell strange stories of quirky characters and their adventures. They are a great band, one of the best ever, despite being different.
Kaizers Orchestra is a Norweigan rock band. Actually, it's kind of not rock. It's... well... it's not really any genre at all. XD
kaizers orchestra by Xiao May 4, 2005
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Keifer Sutherkush 

A high level strain or marijuana based on the life of the talented actor, Keifer Sutherland
Man that Keifer Sutherkush was smooth. Kuuuush
Keifer suutherkushhhh..
Keifer Sutherkush by The Kushinator December 6, 2009

Kaffer O'clock

The official name for South Africa's power utility outage problem known as Loadshedding.
This is the direct cause of the ANC party being completely inept at running a country and stealing trillions of dollars in taxpayer money.
Heads up, its Kaffer O'clock from 2pm to 8pm
Kaffer O'clock by T the dog June 28, 2022

Kaiser Wilhelm II Von Hohelnzollen

Kaiser Wilhelm II Von Hohelnzollen or for short Wilhelm II was the last Kaiser/emperor of Germany,forming the millitary alliance called the Central Powers,so central,that the Ottoman"Empire" was part of it in WWI.He had a very ambitious plan of defeating both France and Russia,but it failed and Germany along with Austro-Hungary,who had the House Of Habsburg,The Ottoman Empire and Bulgaria were considered losers and the Entente consisting of Russia,UK,France,Greece,USA,Portugal,Belgium and Romania grained territory(mostly Romania got thiccer).Wilhelm II left his position and the Weimar Republic was formed,and germany was 800Billion dollars in debd to mostly UK,France and USA.
Kaiser Wilhelm II Von Hohelnzollen was the Kaiser of Germany in WW1

Kafer run 

Similar to a Maccas run, but with KFC instead.

It is the act of leaving your couch and going to KFC to get some food. Usually done in pairs/or group during the night.
Johnno: Hey bro, I'm hungry. You up for a Kafer run?

Robbo: Aight bro, lets go
Kafer run by Jimmy Man January 5, 2011

kaizers orchestra 

An arcane band from Norway who sing in Norwegian about war, insanity and "machinery"; somewhat vintage/steam-punk. It's alternative/gypsy-rock/ They play guitar, oil barrels, crowbar, the bass with a tap/strum, and drums. They are six members, whom have stage personalities. Their symbol is a gasmask, and suits.
1. FRIEND: What is Kaizers Orchestra?
KZ FAN: That's Mr. 250% on organ.
kaizers orchestra by civerson July 8, 2010
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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