Kai-Lan 

Kailan is a girl who’s compassionate. Her positivity is infectious, and she has a remarkable ability to make those around her feel valued.

Kai-Lan is so funny and like really nice and pretty and beautiful i should really become friends with her

Kai-Lan by kaiiixm November 20, 2023

kai lan 

kai lan is chinese broccoli.
it's also the name of the girl a children's show where they teach people to speak mandarin chinese.
which i find funny because the girl's name is kai lan and that means broccoli in chinese so i'm like "wtf why did her parents name her broccoli?"

mom: it's a girl!

dad: what should we name her?

mom: kai lan!

dad: um... why would we name our child broccoli?

mom: because broccoli pwns all

kai lan by kai lan (aka broccoli) August 2, 2011

ni hao kai lan 

The Dora rip off that confuses the kids by teaching them Chinese.

Ni Hao Kai Lan is more annoying than Dora the Explorer herself.

ni hao kai lan by HeavyMetalGuy360 January 30, 2016

ni hao kai-lan 

the distant and iconic relative of all chinese people that exist today

kai-lain, kai-lan, kai-lan, kai-lan! ni hao!

ni hao kai-lan!

ni hao kai-lan by placenta lasagna December 12, 2023

Kai Langley 

A made-up CAM(Center Attacking Midfielder) Playing for AC Milan

Made-Up Guy 1: yo bro ghana just won the world cup
Made-Up Guy 2: yeah Kai Langley lifted it
Made-Up Guy-1 Yo he’s my favorite player, and he plays for AC Milan. Also My Favorite team
Made-Up Guys in Unison Fuck Lautaro Martínez!

Kai Langley by Lyrical Lemonade January 15, 2023

Lani Kai 

(n.) most explicit rave party where STDs flow as fast as the roofied drinks. Dry humping on tables, party rockin, and hovering creeps with terets are typical. On lucky nights the gangsta herps come out to play.

I heard that the Gansta Herps closed down lani kai last night.. they outta control--SB12

Lani Kai by Gagsta Herp August 4, 2012

Kailani 

Kailani, the type of girl that everyone knows and loves. Shes funny, nice beautiful, and simply amazing in every way. The type of person that loves to sing, a person who is intelligent, and loves chow chows. The type of girl that cares for you, and will help you whenever u need help. Shes irresistible, almost everyone will fall for her. No matter the age, race, and gender. If u had a friend like her you wouldn't regret any moment u spend with her. Every moment , every minute, every second, is a moment you want to treasure. She is truly a special person. Unique from others. Simply amazing.

Kailani is a girl.

Kailani by Bob Porter June 29, 2017