–noun a village in NE Missouri. 2,224.
Ka·hoe·ka named for a tribe of Illinois Indians (Cahokia, meaning "Ah shit we should have left this place buried")
A town where the chief of police rapes dogs, the sheriff rapes his inmates, and the local judge gets picked up for prostitution. Also known as the asshole end of the universe.
Deliverance has nothing on Kahoka
Jake: Dude, now that college is over for the semester lets go back home to Kahoka.
Jason: Are you fucking nuts, Steve Edlen is loose again, and I have a dog with me. I refuse to let my dog get raped.
Jake: Wow, they released "Chief Animal Fucker" this soon. You're right man, lets go to Iraq, its safer there.
She is very gorgeous girl. She will be there whenever you need her!, she is not a fake and will always have your back when you need it.
She has the best light brown wavy hair & light brown eyes😍.
She’s the Thule if girl that will only ever get told off once a year in school & all of her friends love her!🥰.
She is very cuddly and kindhearted!, she is very trustworthy & beautiful!
Him : “Hey I heard that Kahukura girl is pretty”
Her friends : “Umm what did you just say…back off she stays with her friends forever!🤞🏽“
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!