Kaetan

Kaetan, where do we start?

A Kaetan is a go getter, a weapon of mass destruction, a man who shys away from violence knowing he can kill anything with just his 2 fingers.

He has many titles, King Fu Kaetan, Indian Elvis, King Flid the Third and Jesus Khrist.

Only loyalty and Jameson and Coke runs through his veins.

He has every black belt known, mostly George Asda.

This man is a pleasure to meet and even more of a pleasure as a friend. Honour him when you can and if you ever need a friend to help you in a fight, call on him. Just make sure you have a shovel for the bodies.

Guy: Whose that creep talking to you?
Girl: Oh that's Kaetan, and you are nothing compared to him!

by GeeArghhhHaitch November 23, 2021

Andrew's katana

Andrew's Katana states that, for each intelligent person in a room, a person of opposite intelligence and one order of magnitude louder must also exist.

"Quite frankly, I disagree with him on a number of economic policies and-"
"TRUMP 0 16!!!!!!!"
-Andrew's Katana in action

by millsad November 8, 2015

Doing A Keetan

Doing something only a person like Bin Laden, Hitler, Scooby-Doo and Joker would do in a situation where no context was given or indeed necessary for the situation.

Shremlock - Man that dude pulled his cock out of nowhere
MemerOfTime- He went for it. Now that is Doing A Keetan.

by MamoMaMia April 3, 2022

Katanatard

A person who unquestioningly believes any (or possibly every) myth, no matter how incredulous, about the cutting power, efficiency, design, manufacture, materials (typically the steel) and other attributes of the katana (whether an artifact or a replica), especially in the hands of a samurai, ninja or some other action hero. Typically, the katanatard will also feel the need to make similar extravagant claims him/herself to everyone else (especially any skeptics), in spite of a typically superficial knowledge at best of militaria and military history. Often also a japanophile, sometimes also an otaku, and possibly, but not necessarily, also someone with a sexual fetish for the katana.

Origin: Blend of "katana" and "retard", probably modeled on "fucktard" and similar words with -tard as the second element.

I heard this one guy on the boards go: "European plate armor? That's the best you can do? Please. An Edo-Period katana could cleave a Sherman Tank in two." Damn katanatards these days...

by Causal Object of Gamer Desire September 19, 2009

Katanya

Most amazingly beautiful and bootylicious creature to grace this planet with her wiley ways. Commonly associated with Snap Neck injuries incurred by fellas coping a perv on her fine form. Sweet to behold.

Dr: Ah, ha. I see. You have Snap Neck
Perv: Oh.... it was Katanya. She was crossing the street.

by Jamjunk February 4, 2010

Chainsaw Katana

The most powerful weapon in all existence. It has been known to cause multiple emotions in humans, the two most common being fear and sexual desire. It is thought that chuck norris himself crafted this destroyer of worlds. Photographs and drawings of the divine weapon must have an explosion photo shopped in the background so that the paper doesn't burn up from the awesomeness.

Man 1: Did you hear about that planet exploding the other day?
Man 2: Yeah, must have been a Chainsaw Katana

by joeydud15 August 30, 2013

Katana Cultist

Someone who thinks the katana is the ultimate weapon, unbeatable by any other sword. Also call Kanata Fanbois.

"Dude look what I got! It's a combat ready katana! Imma win for sure now!"
"I never had you pegged for a Katana Cultist, get that out of here."

by Nilgodmode January 21, 2015