Kaetan

Kaetan, where do we start?

A Kaetan is a go getter, a weapon of mass destruction, a man who shys away from violence knowing he can kill anything with just his 2 fingers.

He has many titles, King Fu Kaetan, Indian Elvis, King Flid the Third and Jesus Khrist.

Only loyalty and Jameson and Coke runs through his veins.

He has every black belt known, mostly George Asda.

This man is a pleasure to meet and even more of a pleasure as a friend. Honour him when you can and if you ever need a friend to help you in a fight, call on him. Just make sure you have a shovel for the bodies.
Guy: Whose that creep talking to you?
Girl: Oh that's Kaetan, and you are nothing compared to him!
by GeeArghhhHaitch November 23, 2021
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