Kurlz 

Somebody that has very good looks and usually has a massive penis

Girl:Wow kurlz has a big penis

Kurlz by kurlz123 August 22, 2011

KURLZ 

General nice guy, super welcoming and has grown a great community. Failed at eating 100 nuggies though,

person 1: hey dude, have you seen this kurlz guy?

person 2: nah fam, sorry about that.

KURLZ by SpinelReebootedCBT June 13, 2020

KURZGESAGT

Very noice scientific YouTube channel with extraordinary op topics in a nutshell.

A: What are you watching? That's so damn interesting... and it's so gorgeous! Look at those smooth animations...
B: It's Kurs... Kurze... That german channel... Kurzgesagt - in a nutshell.

KURZGESAGT by Giorgia Meloni January 8, 2020

Kulzy 

History: The Kulzy came about in the year 1975 and has been adopted as an adjective widely used in New Jersey. Usually only used to describe men, it can refer to certain women.
The master of the universe. A man who has given up his life for the sake of discovering bias. Apparently a Kulzy is so able to do this that he can even find bias in statistical analysis generated by computers. A Kulzy can be any person that spends most of his life in a library, either being a librarian or reading. Kulzy's have been known to wander the streets of New Jersey in search of DBQs and FRQs. It is also possible for the scent of Kulzy's lair to overpower people into submission. Kulzy's have been known to accidentally offend people without even realizing it.
Common Attributes of a Kulzy:
*Historian
*Old
*Has a lair
*Cultural Phenomenon
*Grumpy
*Hates Witches

Rich: "I'm confused what do we have to do man?"

Christian: "Uh oh, seems like you have been confuzzled by a Kulzy today...basically"

Esau: "Kulzy is the master of the universe."

B: "I just saw a Kulzy wandering the library!"

Rich: "I'm still confused."

Kulzy by DBQ King March 17, 2009

Dutty Kurtz

The act of death upon nothingness forsaken by feeling in lost and or bullyism not portrayed in an orderly fashion

Myop Dots gave me Dutty Kurtz on Wednesday afternoon but by law it was inexcusable

Dutty Kurtz by A.I.M The Kyd April 15, 2021

Kulzyphobia 

Phobia of entering into the realm of Mr. Kulzy, because when you see him, he has already seen you and has found the perfect essay to make your life a living Hell. Studies show that about 10 people are diagnosed with this extreme phobia each year. No medications are available and its very unlikely to find one any time soon.

It is very hard to live the same way that you where used to once you have wondered in room 121. Once you are in that room within 10 days or less you will have Kulzyphobia. Our Best advice. STAY AWAY FROM NJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kulzyphobia by The Blur's Friend February 1, 2009

Kurloz 

Weed

May or may not worship Satan

“WASN'T THERE A CARLOS?” -Karkat referring to Kurloz

Kurloz by abominationTendency March 13, 2018