The HOTTEST, SEXIEST, MOST AMAZING thing in the state of Oregon. The so called "Jesus" of Portland. His appearance is so stunning that your heart will stop immediately. This so called masterpiece of a human dwells in the "ghetto" of our magnificent city. Only few have the extravagant privilege of having contact with this ruler of all things wonderful. If you dare to "mess with" or "distract" us from our view of him, you will be brutally sliced shortly after the encounter. Water polo is a very lucky sport to behold this man in its waters.
by megreenyellowwhite July 27, 2011
“Hey dude! You going to KSR tonight?” “Yeah dude! They always have them on Friday nights!”
“The cars at KSR were so cool!”
“The cars at KSR were so cool!”
by Thatskinnyb!tch November 22, 2020