Korvic is the most intelligent, sexy, attractive, badass man that you will ever
meet. Actually, I take that back. Korvic is no mere man, he is a MOTHERUCKING GOD. All beings
bow as he passes, the very Earth quakes when he takes a step. Legend has it that Chuck Norris once fucked with Korvic. Ever wonder why you
don't hear Chuck Norris jokes anymore? Korvic is the reason that the boogeyman has trouble sleeping, the reason the bad guys always lose, and the reason that Bob
Ross will be idolized for all eternity. KORVIC IS ABOVE ALL AND NOTHING CAN SURPASS HIS SHEER
GLORY. Oh, and he likes gushers