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KISS MY ASS YOU STUPID IDIOT

Pronounced:
(KAY-MAH-E-SIGH)
DOUBLE D tried to explain why he had taken credit for my work again, so i replied, "KMAYSI" and flipped him the double bird.
KMAYSI by VIDAKER October 5, 2009
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She's every guys dream girl. She's truly amazing. Her beauty surpasses any other girl's. You could compare her to a peaceful evening sunset. She's like an angel, she'e kind and has a heart of gold. She's down to Earth and has a great personality. Just to know her and be able to talk to her is a blessing in itself. If you're lucky enough to get to know her, don't let her go.
There's Kaysi! Wow I wish I could be her boyfriend!
Kaysi by Swag_On_You September 8, 2013
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highly intelligent and sexy lady; all around amazing classy woman; loved by many, envied by most, loves god; beautiful and caring; funniest girl you will ever meet; down to earth; extremely cool
I have never met anyone as wondeful as kaysia.
kaysia by ajkjsldhvondjfk November 1, 2010
Don’t be fooled by her actions. She seems to be very outgoing however tends to hide her feeling deep down, and suffers alone. She is every guys dream girl and puts everyone before herself. Hates to see other people suffer and would do anything to keep her friends and family smiling. She lacks confidence and doesn’t like to speak up about her emotions, believes she is a burden and is only getting in other peoples way. Thinks she isn’t good enough for anyone and struggles to trust people around her. She is beautiful and has a heart of gold. Speaks her mind and is very down to earth. Feel very lucky to know her as a person she doesn’t get close to many people. You are safe until you get on her bad side she holds grudges and doesn’t believe in second chances. If you get to know her, don’t let her go!
I’m so lucky to have Kaysi as a friend.
Kaysi by Juniepatunie July 21, 2018
Kaysie is a very unique name and only fitting for a truly amazing woman!

Kaysie is beautiful inside and out.

She's the hot chick in the group that all the guys want to get to know.

She is very creative and loves to make things her own.

Her family and friends can always count on her to be there for them and she is always so thoughful.

She is extremely intelligent, but also down to earth.

She is very clean, organized and knows how to get things done!

If you have a "Kaysie" in your life, count yourself lucky, because you will never find another person like her.
Kaysie is hot...I need to get that girl!

Kaysie was always there for me, and I don't know how I would have made it without her.
Kaysie by Captain C-Pop February 4, 2010

Kaysianity 

A BDSM group with roots connected to Christianity. A sub-culture in the Midwest Kaysianity is extremely popular among strange groups of people including pedophiles and emo teenage girls. Membership is fairly complex. It involves the use of a sacrificial butt plug that has been wet with goats blood, holy oil and the semen or vaginal fluids of all current members. The only clause in joining is "members must be willing to partake in genital mutilation."
The root word Kaysi is from the name of the Original leader, who is known for her aggressiveness towards "baby ducks".
Bob: So what church do you go to?
Hank: I follow Kaysianity.
Bob: Is that the one with the butt plugs?
Hank: Yep.
Kaysianity by Loyal follower October 15, 2013
Kaysie is the biggest crackhead that you will ever meet. Her German vibes will rub off on you and soon enough you’ll be making weird hbd motions that’ll make people think you’re seizing. Kaysie is kind and outgoing and will always be down to make tiktoks. Get yourself a Kaysie so she can make u vsco bracelets <3
Person 1: I feel a weird vibe rn
Person 2: oh that’s kaysie’s German vibe
Person 1: ah I’m blessed
Kaysie by skskegirl September 8, 2019
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