KBird

KBird is just a rad guy that everybody likes. They are perhaps rare seeing that we don't know of any that are alive at this time. A KBird will be born every 666 years. Should you be fortunate enough to meet a KBird, keep him around and make him your friend. Suck his dick and tickle his balls. Worship this man. He will use all his skills to help you in every way that he can is isn't no quitter. Very smart and very clever. Watch out though he may bite and they have been known to be very easy and quicken to anger.

I met a guy that goes by the name of KBird. He was very nice and seems to be a cool guy. He is having me over for dinner tonight.

by KBirdFuckYou July 13, 2020

Kirdoppler Effect

When a simple or unimportant task becomes complicated due to engineering reasons. Generally, the person performing the simple task is overcome by the idea that the task is their life's work or that it must be done with unsurpassed accuracy. Because of this, a task that should take one day to complete takes over a year to finish. This can also apply to projects that should take a fairly long time, but end up taking eons.

Jim: That engine stand project is sure going slowly.
Burt: Yeah, it must be the Kirdoppler Effect.

Joe: Hey Stan, can you recite the shortest poem you know?
Stan: Recites poem that lasts five minutes and is anti-climactic.
Joe: Wow, I think you were hit by the Kirdoppler Effect.

by Jimbo99 November 28, 2009

Knird

Someone who is smart, stylish, semi-social to social, confident, semi-fit to fit, and probably picked on by haters.

Nerds suck, Knirds rock. Knirds are unique.

Knird:We are hated because of differentiated individualism. leave us alone.

by HawaiianPunch1 February 13, 2010

KBURD

Short for "K but u rong doe". Used when you know arguing is pointless but you need them to know they're still wrong.

Person 1: women are partly responsible for getting raped
Person 2: kburd.

by hnhnh October 19, 2011

Kirdy

Kirdy is a unique nickname for the name Kirsten. These types of girls are known to
be quite shy but once they get to know you they open up. They're very sporty but at the same time they are sophisticated and quite genius. A Kirdy is very smart and has high standards. They are known to hold their ground and stand up for themselves. All around Kirdy's are tough but very sweet.

Brah, look at that Kirdy.

Damn, isn't she just perfect?!

by Akfkgkflslen July 9, 2013

Kird Ape

(Noun) God. The almighty creator of all. Every other religion is wrong and Kird Apeism is correct. Kird Ape originally created the universe but God just got him drunk and bashed his head with a sledge hammer and took all the credit. Kird Ape can do anything ever. He can create a boulder so heavy that not even he could lift it, but then he would lift it. He could heat a borrito so hot that not even he could eat it, but then he would eat it. He can do ANYTHING. Can also be talked about when you can't think of anything to say like "I'm gonna go eat some Kird Ape" As long as you are not saying something bad or mean about him, it's okay.

(Verb) Doing something really good or cool, or just doing something that you don't know what you are doing.

(Adjective) Something that is incredibly cool or awesome and could quite possibly be the coolest thing ever next to Kird Ape himself, yes something that cool.

(Noun) Ka Ka Ka Ka Kird Ape is the guy who will kill you.

(Verb) I'm gonna go Kird Ape.

(Adjective) That was really Kird Ape! Oh my god was that Kird Ape!

by Nick Wier May 24, 2004

kirding

kirding (KIRD-ing): the act of pissing, shitting, cumming, sneezing, throwing up, bleeding out of every orifice, profusely sweating, and uncontrollably crying all at the same time, usually during acts of sexual nature or to fulfill certain sexual desires

Dude, her blowjob had me kirding all over the place within minutes.

by slutfordraco42069 November 5, 2020