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1)A mix between a cat and a bird!

2)a disgusting smell
"it smells like Kird"
Kird by Jobo17 September 3, 2007
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Kird Ape 

(Noun) God. The almighty creator of all. Every other religion is wrong and Kird Apeism is correct. Kird Ape originally created the universe but God just got him drunk and bashed his head with a sledge hammer and took all the credit. Kird Ape can do anything ever. He can create a boulder so heavy that not even he could lift it, but then he would lift it. He could heat a borrito so hot that not even he could eat it, but then he would eat it. He can do ANYTHING. Can also be talked about when you can't think of anything to say like "I'm gonna go eat some Kird Ape" As long as you are not saying something bad or mean about him, it's okay.

(Verb) Doing something really good or cool, or just doing something that you don't know what you are doing.

(Adjective) Something that is incredibly cool or awesome and could quite possibly be the coolest thing ever next to Kird Ape himself, yes something that cool.
(Noun) Ka Ka Ka Ka Kird Ape is the guy who will kill you.

(Verb) I'm gonna go Kird Ape.

(Adjective) That was really Kird Ape! Oh my god was that Kird Ape!
Kird Ape by Nick Wier May 24, 2004
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Kirdoppler Effect 

When a simple or unimportant task becomes complicated due to engineering reasons. Generally, the person performing the simple task is overcome by the idea that the task is their life's work or that it must be done with unsurpassed accuracy. Because of this, a task that should take one day to complete takes over a year to finish. This can also apply to projects that should take a fairly long time, but end up taking eons.
Jim: That engine stand project is sure going slowly.
Burt: Yeah, it must be the Kirdoppler Effect.

Joe: Hey Stan, can you recite the shortest poem you know?
Stan: Recites poem that lasts five minutes and is anti-climactic.
Joe: Wow, I think you were hit by the Kirdoppler Effect.
Kirdoppler Effect by Jimbo99 November 28, 2009
Kirdy is a unique nickname for the name Kirsten. These types of girls are known to
be quite shy but once they get to know you they open up. They're very sporty but at the same time they are sophisticated and quite genius. A Kirdy is very smart and has high standards. They are known to hold their ground and stand up for themselves. All around Kirdy's are tough but very sweet.
Brah, look at that Kirdy.

Damn, isn't she just perfect?!
Kirdy by Akfkgkflslen July 9, 2013
kirding (KIRD-ing): the act of pissing, shitting, cumming, sneezing, throwing up, bleeding out of every orifice, profusely sweating, and uncontrollably crying all at the same time, usually during acts of sexual nature or to fulfill certain sexual desires
Dude, her blowjob had me kirding all over the place within minutes.
kirding by slutfordraco42069 November 5, 2020
Kirdell is tall, dark and handsome. He is a go getter and a trend setter. He is full of swag and full of cash.

Kirdell seldom raises his voice, has great control of his temper and is cool, calm and collected.

He is a great father, and a good husband. I good catch for any lady
Kirdell is here ladies, time to shine up and smile
kirdell by RoxiiBabes June 5, 2020
"Kirdig is shit"
Kirdig by M1at1 March 31, 2021
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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