Kird

1)A mix between a cat and a bird!

2)a disgusting smell

"it smells like Kird"

by Jobo17 September 3, 2007

Kird Ape

(Noun) God. The almighty creator of all. Every other religion is wrong and Kird Apeism is correct. Kird Ape originally created the universe but God just got him drunk and bashed his head with a sledge hammer and took all the credit. Kird Ape can do anything ever. He can create a boulder so heavy that not even he could lift it, but then he would lift it. He could heat a borrito so hot that not even he could eat it, but then he would eat it. He can do ANYTHING. Can also be talked about when you can't think of anything to say like "I'm gonna go eat some Kird Ape" As long as you are not saying something bad or mean about him, it's okay.

(Verb) Doing something really good or cool, or just doing something that you don't know what you are doing.

(Adjective) Something that is incredibly cool or awesome and could quite possibly be the coolest thing ever next to Kird Ape himself, yes something that cool.

(Noun) Ka Ka Ka Ka Kird Ape is the guy who will kill you.

(Verb) I'm gonna go Kird Ape.

(Adjective) That was really Kird Ape! Oh my god was that Kird Ape!

by Nick Wier May 24, 2004

Kirdoppler Effect

When a simple or unimportant task becomes complicated due to engineering reasons. Generally, the person performing the simple task is overcome by the idea that the task is their life's work or that it must be done with unsurpassed accuracy. Because of this, a task that should take one day to complete takes over a year to finish. This can also apply to projects that should take a fairly long time, but end up taking eons.

Jim: That engine stand project is sure going slowly.
Burt: Yeah, it must be the Kirdoppler Effect.

Joe: Hey Stan, can you recite the shortest poem you know?
Stan: Recites poem that lasts five minutes and is anti-climactic.
Joe: Wow, I think you were hit by the Kirdoppler Effect.

by Jimbo99 November 28, 2009

Kirdy

Kirdy is a unique nickname for the name Kirsten. These types of girls are known to
be quite shy but once they get to know you they open up. They're very sporty but at the same time they are sophisticated and quite genius. A Kirdy is very smart and has high standards. They are known to hold their ground and stand up for themselves. All around Kirdy's are tough but very sweet.

Brah, look at that Kirdy.

Damn, isn't she just perfect?!

by Akfkgkflslen July 9, 2013

kirding

kirding (KIRD-ing): the act of pissing, shitting, cumming, sneezing, throwing up, bleeding out of every orifice, profusely sweating, and uncontrollably crying all at the same time, usually during acts of sexual nature or to fulfill certain sexual desires

Dude, her blowjob had me kirding all over the place within minutes.

by slutfordraco42069 November 5, 2020

kirdell

Kirdell is tall, dark and handsome. He is a go getter and a trend setter. He is full of swag and full of cash.

Kirdell seldom raises his voice, has great control of his temper and is cool, calm and collected.

He is a great father, and a good husband. I good catch for any lady

Kirdell is here ladies, time to shine up and smile

by RoxiiBabes June 5, 2020

Kirdig

Someone who is extremely good at video games

"Kirdig is shit"

by M1at1 March 31, 2021