kirding

kirding (KIRD-ing): the act of pissing, shitting, cumming, sneezing, throwing up, bleeding out of every orifice, profusely sweating, and uncontrollably crying all at the same time, usually during acts of sexual nature or to fulfill certain sexual desires

Dude, her blowjob had me kirding all over the place within minutes.

kirding by slutfordraco42069 November 5, 2020

kimbap kidding 

Another term for are you joking

Kimbap kidding me?

kimbap kidding by Mochimchi October 31, 2017

Judy kidding 

A variation of “just kidding.”
The name Judy comes from Judy Sheindlin, the no-nonsense judge from the American reality tv court show “Judge Judy”
When someone says they are “Judy kidding” they are actually completely serious.

Mikey: You have a booger on your face.
Ricky: Are you serious?
Mikey: Judy kidding.
Ricky: (wipes booger off face) Thanks dawg!

Judy kidding by jojoSlimmons June 16, 2016

kidding on the square 

joking, but also meaning it

kidding on the square by Anonymous November 9, 2003

not even kidding 

what i just have told ou was not a joke

You know , yesterday , i fucked 3 women , not even kidding.

not even kidding by bloodywizard June 16, 2016

kirking 

(verb) The act of rapid clicking of computer mouse buttons while computer is frozen.
See also, kirkin

She was frantically kirking trying to get the Mapquest window to close before the staff meeting.

kirking by RemingtonSteal October 27, 2015

Just Kidding Family 

Participants who engage and force themselves to be included in family affairs and / or family events of which they are not blood related nor are they actually a part of said family via marriage. We label these individuals as "Just Kidding Family". These individuals often do not see or cannot separate truth from reality.

Sarah: Ron, please bring your family including all of their acquaintances, friends, ex's. Afterall, they're like Just Kidding Family. Don't forget what's his name. He calls me almost every day, Daniel I think it is. Really a nice guy, but tends to cross the family line. I don't mind him being a part of the Just Kidding Family, he just needs to back off some out of respect for The Family. Poor guy is obviously still obsessed with my Julie.

Ron: No problem Sarah, thank you

Just Kidding Family

Just Kidding Family by thanksinadvance May 25, 2010