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Kevin Bacon I'd Like To Fuck
Jeff: "Oh Shit it's Kevin Bacon!"

Gilbert: " He's a real KBILF"

Jeff: fag
KBILF by theoch January 20, 2008
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KILF Hunter 

KILF = Keif I'd like to find. A KILF hunter is someone so broke, that when they want to smoke some bud they have to hunt through every old baggy, every crevice around their car, and in their bed as well as other awkward places to find some shake. No one wants to admit to hunting KILF, but it happens... and hopefully it doesn't happen to you.
Nigga you so broke you've become a KILF hunter just to blaze. Get a fuckin job!
KILF Hunter by Barry Newark December 14, 2009
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A Karen I'd Like to Fuck
Me: You see that Karen over there complaining to the Starbucks Manager? Yeah, She's a KILF.
My Friend: What's a KILF?
Me: A Karen I'd Like to Fuck!
My Friend: Oh Yeah!
KILF by SrcMaker January 5, 2020
The cardboard sleeve that surrounds a to go coffee cup to keep your hand from burning when holding your coffee, usually supplied by the coffee retailer.
I stopped buying coffee at the local shop because they don't provide kilfers and the cup was too hot to hold without one.

Starbucks forgot to give Levi a kilfer with his coffee so he burned his hand, dropped his coffee in his lap, which in turn burned his junk.

If McDonalds had provided kilfers with their coffee in 1994, they would not have been sued.
Kilfer by Jesus 2010 May 5, 2011
A very charming,sophisticated and handsome fella.The very definition of a successor.Always gets the girls type of guy.
Khilfi by TheBeetleBoi February 28, 2021
korean i'd like to fuck
Kilf-Acronym; Korean I'd Like to Fuck Female individual of Korean nationality walking aroound any Korean neighborhood or big city usually wearing short tight mini-skirts and stilletos giving american soldiers stationed in Korea boners that will last a lifetime. They usually travel in pairs holding hands, which makes them even more desirable for a menage e trois.
kilf by Mr. C@t July 31, 2009
Yo Chelsea, I'm going to bed. kbily gn
kbily by shshshannon January 1, 2011
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