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When your going down on a girl, get your dog to finish her off
I'm tired of eating my girls pussy, I'll just K69 her
K69 by RZEW January 20, 2009
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When you're naked and fighting a dog and you're both trying to bite the others' dick off.
Coined by Brandon Herrera on the Unsubscribe Podcast Ep. 161.
Oh yeah man, I was fighting this dog and I tried to hit him with the K69 but he got my dick off first.
K69 by JustSpeedy June 1, 2024
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K69 K69ing
When Brandon Hererra gets naked and fights King Trout's dog Bo, who bites him in the penis; Brandon flips Bo over and bites off Bo's penis
Brandon and Bo are K69ing
K69ing by Classist June 1, 2024
When a dog bites you in the Balls and you grab the dog and flip him upside down and bite his in revenge
Bro why are you limping, I just K-69'ed a dog after it started to attack
K-69 by Warbringer218 June 1, 2024
When you and a dog are fighting naked, and you are both biting each others dicks, waiting for one to let go first.
I saw an Alsatian and a hobo K-69ing over a half eaten steak.
K-69 by ND6 June 2, 2024
When you're fighting naked against a dog and it bites your dick, so you bite it's dick back.
Hypothetically you could bite the dog's dick off! You mean I should K-69??
K-69 by BlackJackbuster June 2, 2024
When you’re fighting a dog whilst naked and the dog bites your genitals. At which time you spin the dog and bite its genitals in retaliation.
I was fighting a dog at camp last week and ended up in a K-69 until it gave up.
K-69 by beest June 3, 2024
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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