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K Jo and D Tum hung in P Gang. D Tum dangled, K Jo finagled.
D Tum = 0 K Jo = 1
K Jo by Fuzzybuzzzz June 16, 2018
Words you can keep
When someone gives you head, under the influence of ketamine.
Man, I was at someone's house, and then Lea took me to the bathroom and gave me a k-job
K-Job by BJ Hunter May 13, 2013

K'shawn Jones 

He can't fight. He a bitch.

Darius gone step body him
K'shawn Jones by True_only June 18, 2019

Johan K Jensen 

Johan K Jensen is a descriptive word meaning that something or someone are cool/hot.
The word originates in Sweden, where Johan K Jensen is a famous singer/movie-star, (his most successful films is "Johan, Falken" and "Bigfoot"((he also wrote the books with the same name)), his most famous songs are "Story of a Schnöphead" and when "I when get High, I like to eat Stuff".
Because of his great success his name has transformed into a compliment.
The word 'Johan K Jensen' is mostly used in the Northern-European countries, but is spreading.
In some cases Johan K Jensen can replace the word 'Love'.
Johan K Jensen can be shorten down to JKJ or Johan.
Ex.1
Man, you are really Johan K Jensen!

Ex.2
That movie was so Johan, best ever.

Ex.3
-I love you.
-You're so K Jensen, I love you to!

Ex.4
-I thought you Johan K Jensen that girl?
-Yeah, me too, but it turns out it wasn't love, and it was absolutely not JKJ.

J K, Just joshin 

J K, as in jokes on MSN. and joshin as in joking. Joshin is joking.
your gay. J K, Just joshin
J K, Just joshin by McExtraah January 16, 2009

H J O N K 

You : Can i have a broom
Me : H J O N K
H J O N K by Hyjonk April 20, 2020
The act of absolutely thrashing a toilet.
Rob: Hey Pete, I just Johnny K'd the toilet!

Pete: That's fucked Rob, lay off the red meat!
Johnny K by APPA69 December 27, 2011
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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