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When someone gives you head, under the influence of ketamine.
Man, I was at someone's house, and then Lea took me to the bathroom and gave me a k-job
K-Job by BJ Hunter May 13, 2013

K'shawn Jones 

He can't fight. He a bitch.

Darius gone step body him
You a bitch like K'shawn Jones
K'shawn Jones by True_only June 18, 2019

Johan K Jensen 

Johan K Jensen is a descriptive word meaning that something or someone are cool/hot.
The word originates in Sweden, where Johan K Jensen is a famous singer/movie-star, (his most successful films is "Johan, Falken" and "Bigfoot"((he also wrote the books with the same name)), his most famous songs are "Story of a Schnöphead" and when "I when get High, I like to eat Stuff".
Because of his great success his name has transformed into a compliment.
The word 'Johan K Jensen' is mostly used in the Northern-European countries, but is spreading.
In some cases Johan K Jensen can replace the word 'Love'.
Johan K Jensen can be shorten down to JKJ or Johan.
Ex.1
Man, you are really Johan K Jensen!

Ex.2
That movie was so Johan, best ever.

Ex.3
-I love you.
-You're so K Jensen, I love you to!

Ex.4
-I thought you Johan K Jensen that girl?
-Yeah, me too, but it turns out it wasn't love, and it was absolutely not JKJ.

J K, Just joshin 

J K, as in jokes on MSN. and joshin as in joking. Joshin is joking.
J K, Just joshin by McExtraah January 16, 2009

H J O N K 

A sound a duck from Untitled goose game
You : Can i have a broom
Me : H J O N K
H J O N K by Hyjonk April 20, 2020
The act of absolutely thrashing a toilet.
Rob: Hey Pete, I just Johnny K'd the toilet!

Pete: That's fucked Rob, lay off the red meat!
Johnny K by APPA69 December 27, 2011