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Jvan is a solid dude who cares for very little people. Jvan also likes to make dark humorous jokes.
Jvan has been really nice today
Jvan by its pli July 31, 2019
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Is alyn's bitch :)
<alyn>Yo be my bitch, JVANDER
<JVANDER> k.
jvander by not alyn September 13, 2004
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Elite h4x0r, likes to piss off cs players with his OGC hacks, and laugh at them while they complain like little mother fuckers.
Juan : stop jvans, fucking hacker.
Jvans : haha mother fucker, die.
jvans by h4x May 13, 2003
Someone who socialises very easily,knows or tries to hold a conversation well an knows how to stay real to his friends.
Easily irritated an listens to one girl that is his realest friend.
He always tries to make people happy.
Jvani is a very nice guy to speak with in good an bad times.
jvani by Jvani September 22, 2018
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
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