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juses crust 

juses crust: A character in the spodermen video that has an extremely small dick
Spodermen: Juses ur an fagit

Juses Crust: Spodermen i will kil u u dum cunt
juses crust by Tcoffin33 February 1, 2015
The meme version of Jesus Christ just like all the other Dolan duck comics he has bad

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Spoderman: juses ur an fagit quit messin wit teh camurah juses:fuk u spoderman ur goin s8 to hel
juses by tasai toriyama May 12, 2015

Jusustin 

A relationship between a boy named Justus and a boy named Justin.
Oh, look over there! it's Jusustin!
Jusustin by Gloria Burger June 16, 2018

JusDeSeins 

JusDeSeins is the biggest virgins you’ve ever seen, he usually has 7 boyfriends in a day and has e-sex with them. Plays a lot of VRChat and doesnt know how to walk. His brother is an omnipotent being that is able to do anything anytime.
Omfg get your lazy ass up, don’t be like JusDeSeins
JusDeSeins by NormSinGamin February 14, 2022

justesen 

Justesen is the coolest last name you could ever have as a last name, if you have this last name u are the most amazing human ever founded to breathe. Only the hottest people have that name. rare breed of names as some would say. memorable some would say too. never get married and change ur last name because then ur ugly and gross.
wow have you seen **** justesen? so hot!
justesen by Eletress June 21, 2022

Jusus Patrol 

n. (Gee-zus Pa-Troll) 1. A group of people who are trying to find Jesus for testing purposes. 2. A busing system that carries "Jesus Patrol" members to and from possible area's of Jesus. See: Sex Detector Gun
"I got picked up by the Jesus Patrol last night for looking like Jesus!"
Jusus Patrol by Nizzoid September 25, 2006
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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