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Juston is a menace not to be f*cked with. He’s very out of pocket, but can also be kind to people in their circle. Find you a Juston
That man’s a Juston
Juston by Mike-02-Smite November 22, 2021

Juston McKinney 

Comic from New Hampshire, who helps see the humorous side of New England Life. “Instead Of Live Free or die” our motto should be “live, Freeze, and die.”
#NH #Granite State #Funny
Saw Juston McKinney in Manchester NH last night. Never fails to amaze Me.
Juston McKinney by Caca Joe November 24, 2018

Juston Stix 

The garlic-y, buttery comfort food of choice at the University of Wisconsin-Madison.
"Damn, I just bombed that exam."

"It's alright man, let's go grab some Juston Stix"
Juston Stix by 'ice' March 11, 2009

Juston Crawford 3609154531 

A total douche bag, who loves being the catcher
has blonde hair and works at great wolf lodge as a lifeguard so he can check out other dudes, has a shitty truck and goes to tenino high school where nobody really likes him because he is a flamer
-hey man lets go hang out with juston crawford 3609154531,

-no dude hes a fag he probably wants to rape us
-oh your right, he tried that on me before.

Justine Trudeau 

Insult.
The purposeful misspelling or incorrect pronunciation of the Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau's first name to exemplify and mock his lack in typical manhood and his excessive feminist tendencies. The insult is commonly seen on social media posts.
Justine Trudeau is gone to another feminist rally in Toronto.....AGAIN
Justine Trudeau by Old school bossman September 9, 2020

justin seagull 

JUNGKOOK SEXY ASS SAYS JUSTIN SEAGULL
justin seagull by STEPHYECLISPE December 2, 2017
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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